i read there was this guy who once sued the record companies for cheating us of our money for cds. (incidentally, the basis of his argument was that the prices for records went up when they swopped vinyl for cds because of higher production costs. but when the prices of production went down, the price of the cds still stood)
i think in the end they paid him to zip his mouth
A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.