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Judge locked up for masturbating at work

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French judge handy with penal code
October 16 2003 at 06:24PM

Bordeaux, France - A French magistrate caught masturbating during a court session was locked up on Thursday and put under investigation, justice officials in the south-western city of Bordeaux said.

The head judge of the city's appeals court said "a penal inquiry ordered by the prosecutor of the republic is currently being carried out by the police" while a request for a psychiatric evaluation of the magistrate - who was not named - had been made.

He said the justice ministry had also been asked to temporarily suspend the magistrate while the matter was looked into.

According to La Charente Libre, a local newspaper who had a reporter in court at the time of the alleged offence, the magistrate had discreetly lifted up his ceremonial robe while a lawyer was presenting final arguments, undid his pants and "engaged in gestures that left nothing to the imagination". - Sapa-AFP
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what are you, googling for masturbation news or something?

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what are you, googling for masturbation news or something?
sure honey, and move aside or I will mark u
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I'm sure that'll be the next piece of masturbation news you post here <--- Notice the fully closed mouth

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This is gross but back when we had the death penalty, there was one judge who had to change his trousers each time he passed the sentence because it got him so, erm....excited!
I've always been a bit suspicious of people who support capital punishment since I read that!

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This makes me wonder a few things but I think I will keep
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I'm sure that'll be the next piece of masturbation news you post here <--- Notice the fully closed mouth

You close your mouth? <---- Notice the wide open mouth

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Can he argue that he was doing it for health reasons?!?!

I'm all for masterbation!!!

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The head judge of the city's appeals court said "a penal inquiry ordered by the prosecutor


I know, so Grade 3, but anyway

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He was 'spanking the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey.'
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The head judge of the city's appeals court said "a penal inquiry ordered by the prosecutor of the republic is currently being carried out by the police"
Wouldn't a penile inquire be more appropriate? :rofl:
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man, this dude needs to get his jerk BEFORE work. don't know what's wrong wit dees peeps *shakes head*
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