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caelestia (post whore)'s totally gratuitous and slightly pompous 2000th post thread


2000 posts!
and I had like 2 posts before May of this year!

I hate you people! You have me hooked

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So what. I don't like you.
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So what. I don't like you.
Thanks for being the first poster in this thread!

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Thanks for being the first poster in this thread!
Go you!

And ignore that irritating troll.

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Go you!

And ignore that irritating troll.
now you're just embarrassing me with that 7000 post count

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Whoooooooo! *strips*

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I guess my post count will make you happy.

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Whoooooooo! *strips*
Hey, put it back on or I'll have to stick my bouncer on ya

*looks for ballbuster*

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Ok...I guess the party left with stripper Hurley.

*mourns the death of the thread*

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Sorry, my power went out.

But it's back, so is naked me, and so is the part-ay!

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Sorry, my power went out.

But it's back, so is naked me, and so is the part-ay!
Just so we get this out of the way first...I ain't payin for no services. Your stripping is of your own accord

besides, you probably know about how 'Cancuck Cash' isn't that much more useful than monopoly money.

So anyways, where were we...


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Yeah, like I need a reason to get naked.

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Yeah, like I need a reason to get naked.
hmm...you cult people sure are interesting

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hmm...you cult people sure are interesting
No shit. *lap dance*

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Imagine if you were a real police officer and someone assumed you were a stripper

Policeman mistaken for stripper



An Israeli policeman responding to neighbours' complaints about a noisy hen party found himself mistaken for the main attraction.

The rowdy women had ordered a male stripper dressed as a policeman and, thinking the stripper had arrived, began trying to undress and caress him, ignoring his protestations.

One of the partygoers "took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted as saying by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily.

"She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."

Reinforcements

He showed his police badge, but the women just thought it was part of the act.

The policeman was reportedly only able to extricate himself when his partner called for reinforcements.

The revellers were fined.

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