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View Poll Results: When will Canada get conqured by the United States of Imperialism?
In two years or less 2 12.50%
In Ten Years 0 0%
Sooner or later. 2 12.50%
Never 8 50.00%
Canada will conquer United States somehow in the end 4 25.00%
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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old Oct 14th, 2003, 06:47 PM Thread Starter
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Question When will Canada get conquered by the United States Of America?

I'm kind of glad we don't have a lot of oil.
Also, I'm glad United States don't identify us as an islamic nation, we know Bushy has preferences.
I'm just waiting till Canada gets liberalized by the Americans.
So, what's your bet?

I say in two years



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Nah, we don't have anything they want. That, and if they really wanted to make us their bitch, they could do so without having to take us over officially
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Liberated you mean?

And the US will never conquer Canada... why do they want Canada when they can have Britain???
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Well, Becca, myself and the rest of the Canadians here are part of a massive evil plot to infiltrate the USA and assimilate Amercians without them even being aware that they have been taken over! Our success in the music industry (Celine, Alanis, etc) is just an elaborate cover to distract Americans from the truth! Heck, it was a Canadian that engineered Arnies win in California! Bwa-Ha-Ha!

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US will break up within 80 years. Some of you might even live long enough to witness that. Canada still has plenty of time.
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Plz they could never take us over. Americans are too afraid of our glaciers. Plus we have igloos and know how to ice fish, and eat whale blubber. So you see we are far to sophisticated to be taken over by the States.

When the next Ice Age hits Canadiens will be the best equipped and we will Take Over The WORLD! You heard it here first

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Plz they could never take us over. Americans are too afraid of our glaciers. Plus we have igloos and know how to ice fish, and eat whale blubber. So you see we are far to sophisticated to be taken over by the States.

When the next Ice Age hits Canadiens will be the best equipped and we will Take Over The WORLD! You heard it here first
And don't forget our specially trained Canadian Geese!

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Red face Curses, foiled again!!!

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Nah, we don't have anything they want. That, and if they really wanted to make us their bitch, they could do so without having to take us over officially
Becca you have successfully blunted my will to "Canada Bash" with your comments.

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Plz they could never take us over. Americans are too afraid of our glaciers. Plus we have igloos and know how to ice fish, and eat whale blubber. So you see we are far to sophisticated to be taken over by the States.

When the next Ice Age hits Canadiens will be the best equipped and we will Take Over The WORLD! You heard it here first
hey we have alaska, ordidyou forget?

the ice caps are going to melt first afore another ice age


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canadian geese are so annoying... they fucking shit everywhere


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This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

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You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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hey we have alaska
No, you don't. Alaska is Russian land.
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They won't.France will!

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the US will take over mexico first.

we're already drilling for oil down there, and guess who's watching? yup, bushy
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So if we make it official, then "Canada=owned"?
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