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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old Oct 12th, 2003, 05:43 PM Thread Starter
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In This Thread, i post an idea that will make me rich again, YUO find fault with it

the CKB Swisstech Bag (patent applied)

each year car makers and govt's around the world spend millions on research and development on safety devices like crash bars, abs brakes, traction control, air bags, pyrotechnic seat restrainers and so on and so forth. The objective is, of course, to reduce road collisions and deaths blah

my idea is simple. In a collision, instead of having a bag of air blow up in yuor face, the CKB SwissTech Bag (patent applied) fires a large Swisstech Utili-Key straight into the chest of the driver killing him or her stone dead

i'm quite certain that if accepted by all the major car makers, as well as the State Dept. blah, and it becomes a mandatory requirement for all new vehicles, the CKB Swisstech Bag (patent applied) will REDUCE road collisions AND deaths, by AT LEAST 80%

think i'm kidding? think again, i'm serious...

i think it's a killer idea, what do YUO think?

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...should certainly get Government approval...after all they're quite happy to lower the crash roll over protection required for SUVs...even if it does mean a few more UStards getting killed...saves the manufacturers money...better for the economy...so fuck em...
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As a non-driver, I think its a very good idea.

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Health and auto insurance companies would be championing this idea really hard. For them, a dead driver is definitely preferable to an injured one..
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Health and auto insurance companies would be championing this idea really hard. For them, a dead driver is definitely preferable to an injured one..
for sure the health and insurance companies would love this, not just for the reduce payout for a dead tard as opposed to one who's on a life support for the rest of his life

if my idea was implimented, road accidents IN GENERAL would fall by 80%. Most of the payouts by insurance Bois are for repairs to wreaked cars. We're talking billions and billions of $$$ every year

yuo remember that debacle with the Ford Explorers (i think) and the exploding Bridgestone tires? it took a while for all those Fords to be recalled and have different tires fitted blah. Let me tell ya something, after Bridgestone made an announcement that there was a problem and that they were gonna issue a recall, there were a lot of tards still driving around even thou they knew their tires could explode if pushed hard. Those tards were THE safest drivers on the roads period. As soon as they'd come out of the tire shop with new safe tires, they went back to their *normal* driving mode ie. kicking it along the freeway only a few feet behind the guy in front, lane changing without signalling, too fast on the exit ramp and so on and so forth

now imagine if every driver tard was forced to drive around with a CKB Swisstech Bag (patent applied for) knowing that Collision=CERTAIN DEATH, yuo can bet yuor life they're gonna refrain from their normal asshole driving style

it's a fact that the more safety features we have in our rides, the more accidents we have because we feel invincible with our air bags, seat belt restraints and abs braking systems blah. Therefore we take more risks by driving faster, too close to the guy in front, braking at the last second and so on and so on

i'm telling ya, the CKB Swisstech Bag is a killer idea

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Tell that to the Corporate Bois and Gurls happily (distracted) yacking on their cellphones while driving, despite the well-known increased danger. The underlying logic isn't bad, but the "...it won't happen to me" aspect of human nature has 2B factored in. Incidentally, Boi, now that the trophy you love to rag me about is smaller and low "key", I'll be requesting it back. So give Poe a cut of your next stock score and you can have one, too. (Otherwise, "yuor stock=fuckstock").
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i thought it was, "your fuckstock is shit," or some other nonsense?
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roger, "low key" has nuffink to do with it. I knew that sooner or later yuo would ask for it back

and it's still a badge, regardless of it's size. It's still an announcement to the board of "Hey YUO! look at ME! i made a donation, and here's the badge to prove it. I'm better than YUO! i'm not just another username.... i'm special! i'm so worthy!"

oh dear...
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Cellphones is also a nice idea. Let put a doppler device inside that would make turned-on cellphones moving faster than 50kph explode.
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roger, "low key" has nuffink to do with it. I knew that sooner or later yuo would ask for it back

and it's still a badge, regardless of it's size. It's still an announcement to the board of "Hey YUO! look at ME! i made a donation, and here's the badge to prove it. I'm better than YUO! i'm not just another username.... i'm special! i'm so worthy!"

oh dear...
Funny how some posters don't need trophies to say: "Hey YUO! look at ME!"
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i dont believe in airbags


....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

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You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

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Funny how some posters don't need trophies to say: "Hey YUO! look at ME!"
are yuo trying to shame the CKB? i'm a self confessed AWSB, loozer, felon and sexist pig

yuo can't shame the CKB, i have no shame

and REMINDER: my lack of shame has nuffink to do with yuor obsession about wearing that badge
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i dont believe in airbags
...then you will not be Saved...
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ha @ saved with a capital s

ive been in accidents before and ended up fine without the airbags. im scared of anything big and white


....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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