Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Juelz Santana's bed
Some Jessica Simpson lines from her show
Jessica : yea i don't eat buffalo wings..
Her friend : why not?
Jessica : cuz i don't wanna eat Buffalo..
Jessica :yea i'm scared of water cuz when i was jet ski-ing i waited in the water.. and the boat didn't see me so i was jsut in the water and then a Fish Head went into my mouth..
Nick : like a fish head with a body?
Jessica : no.. just the fish head..
Jessica : Babe.. am i eating chicken or tuna?
Nick : Tuna
Jessica : but the can said "chicken of the sea?"
Nick : Babe.. Tuna is like the chicken of the sea...
Jessica : o...hehe..
Nick : [pretends to shOot self]
isnt she just the smartest girl ever...
Official Gangsta rappa of the Royal Court
Will you be there?