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Some Jessica Simpson lines from her show

-Scene one-
Jessica : yea i don't eat buffalo wings..
Her friend : why not?
Jessica : cuz i don't wanna eat Buffalo..
-Scene two-
Jessica :yea i'm scared of water cuz when i was jet ski-ing i waited in the water.. and the boat didn't see me so i was jsut in the water and then a Fish Head went into my mouth..
Nick : like a fish head with a body?
Jessica : no.. just the fish head..

-Scene three-

Jessica : Babe.. am i eating chicken or tuna?
Nick : Tuna
Jessica : but the can said "chicken of the sea?"
Nick : Babe.. Tuna is like the chicken of the sea...
Jessica : o...hehe..
Nick : [pretends to shOot self]

isnt she just the smartest girl ever...

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-Scene one-
Jessica : yea i don't eat buffalo wings..
Her friend : why not?
Jessica : cuz i don't wanna eat Buffalo..
-Scene two-
Jessica :yea i'm scared of water cuz when i was jet ski-ing i waited in the water.. and the boat didn't see me so i was jsut in the water and then a Fish Head went into my mouth..
Nick : like a fish head with a body?
Jessica : no.. just the fish head..

-Scene three-

Jessica : Babe.. am i eating chicken or tuna?
Nick : Tuna
Jessica : but the can said "chicken of the sea?"
Nick : Babe.. Tuna is like the chicken of the sea...
Jessica : o...hehe..
Nick : [pretends to shOot self]

isnt she just the smartest girl ever...
Hahaha....at least she is waayyyy hotter than Britney.

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You forgot the part when Nick Lachey's bro told Jessica that Buffalo's don't have wings

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Hahaha....at least she is waayyyy hotter than Britney.
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omg I JUST NOTICED I PUT THIS ONE GM!!! CAN SOMEONE MOVE IT SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

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does everyone else take them even less sewriously knowing how they actually live?
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Jessica-Is Tuna chicken or fish??
Nick-Are you kidding? It's fish.
Jessica-No, I really don't know. I mean it says Chicken of the sea.

Jessica-I don't eat buffalo.
Drew-It's chicken, they are called Buffalo wings cuz they were invented in Buffalo. Didn't u ever think that Buffalo don't have wings?
Jessica-Oh, I never thought of that.

Jessica farts and Nick runs away:
Jessica grabs Nick and says: Babe, you like my stinky ass...

Jessica: Nick has a hairy ass.
Nick: Jessica be quiet.
Jessica: No, you have cute ass. I mean, if you want me to lick it I'll lick it.

HAHA, Jessica for president. Absolutely the funniest show on television at this moment. I'm addicted!!!!

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does everyone else take them even less sewriously knowing how they actually live?
It changed my total outlook on Jessica. She has been having people kissing her ass since she was 14, and can't do anything for herself. I mean her Mom, tells her when to wake up and when she has to leave to go get on a plane. It's kinda sad. Nick seems smart and seems to know alot about the music industry, I dunno what the hell he is doing with her...I am guessing her body. haha

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Jess: 23 is old...it's almost 25 which is almost mid-twenties...

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JT did a great impersonation of Jessica Simpson on SNL btw...hehehe

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Thanks guys for the laughs!

Did you guys hear Nick on Howard Stern's show last Wed or Thurs? He was a real good sport about it all. He loves Jess, in all her gassiness. He was talking about respecting her wanting to wait until they got married to have sex. Then he says they broke up for awhile and during that time he was single, he went on a sex binge because he wasn't getting any from Jess.
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Jessica: Nick has a hairy ass.
Nick: Jessica be quiet.
Jessica: No, you have cute ass. I mean, if you want me to lick it I'll lick it.

Lol shes so horny !
Did he really go on a sex binge really??? Interesting cant believe jess was a virgin - she probably did nt know how to have intercourse '' where do u put it in???''

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