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post #1 of 49 (permalink) Old Sep 13th, 2003, 06:39 PM Thread Starter
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Nick and Jessica...

That marriage is not going to last. She is nasty - can't clean and can't cook. She must be good for only one thing, I guess. Her parents spoiled her to the point where she can't do ANYTHING for herself, much less her husband. She is not going to be able to keep that man because after a while, the sex tricks are going to dry up. I can't believe what I'm seeing on tv. She's so lucky to have a man as clean as he is. She needs to shape up or it'll be over before soon. I'm still in shock.

Maybe this is all for the cameras. At least I hope so. If it is how they actually live, than she's in big trouble.
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That marriage is not going to last. She is nasty - can't clean and can't cook. She must be good for only one thing, I guess. Her parents spoiled her to the point where she can't do ANYTHING for herself, much less her husband. She is not going to be able to keep that man because after a while, the sex tricks are going to dry up. I can't believe what I'm seeing on tv. She's so lucky to have a man as clean as he is. She needs to shape up or it'll be over before soon. I'm still in shock.

Maybe this is all for the cameras. At least I hope so. If it is how they actually live, than she's in big trouble.
I hear u girl. He is too good for her.
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I don't was to believe that she's as dumb as she acts. I think it's a front, sort of Anna Nicole. Maybe she wants to gain publicity for the show by playing the dumb bleach-blond wife.
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I don't think she's experienced enough to have "sex tricks". After all, she' only ever been with one man and that's Nick. Jessica was a virgin before marrying Nick. He wasn't. He's probably seen a lot more than she has. So what does she really have that will keep Nick? Maybe she's really a man and Nick is totally into that.
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LOL, Fantastic, that's funny.

Maybe she was a virgin, but how many heads did she gave before getting married? She's probably a professional at it. I don't want to believe that she's completely green when it comes to the art of love making.
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I don't think she's experienced enough to have "sex tricks". After all, she' only ever been with one man and that's Nick. Jessica was a virgin before marrying Nick. He wasn't. He's probably seen a lot more than she has. So what does she really have that will keep Nick? Maybe she's really a man and Nick is totally into that.
she doesnt have to be experienced..she could just be perverted

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well, I think he likes her because she is childish and girly and silly. It makes him feel superior to her and manly and everything. He doesn't show her any respect. Rolls his eyes, etc. I mean, it would be hard to respect her, but he married her so he should show her some respect.

They don't seem to have much in common though.
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well, I think he likes her because she is childish and girly and silly. It makes him feel superior to her and manly and everything. He doesn't show her any respect. Rolls his eyes, etc. I mean, it would be hard to respect her, but he married her so he should show her some respect.

They don't seem to have much in common though.
So very true.
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Q: Is Miss Jessica 'tarded?
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Q: Is Miss Jessica 'tarded?
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i do agree! but i am just beyond addicted to that show! call me tarded AND flicted!

I love Nick though....maybe Jess will turn him off of women and he can come home to Mikey! hehehe

me and my bf said we are gonna start one of those drinking games where we take a drink everytime Jessica says "dont be mad at me" and "dont make fun of me"...shes says both at least 3 times per episode...girlfriend can burp too cant she? wee doggie!
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me and my bf said we are gonna start one of those drinking games where we take a drink everytime Jessica says "dont be mad at me" and "dont make fun of me"...shes says both at least 3 times per episode...girlfriend can burp too cant she? wee doggie!
That is hilarious! I have to play that game too! haha!
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That is hilarious! I have to play that game too! haha!
Mark did you see the camping episode yet? absolute classic! i counted 4 loud burps...2 "dont be mad at me's" but the "dont make fun of me's" were countless as we were already bombed by then!

she does have a certain charm though!

i loved the clips of all our her complaints on that trip

"i'm hot, my groin hurts, my back hurts, i'm dirty, my head itches, i'm fat, i wish we were in santa barbara, i've got cramps'

i was just rollllllllllllllllllling
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That girl is so Loni Anderson circa 1978!
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Dump That Ho Nicky!!!

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