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Woman finds PENIS in Goulash shocker!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003362510,00.html

Willy found in goulash

A WOMAN tried to sue her bosses for 210,000 after finding a cooked PENIS in a canteen stew.

Hospital cleaner Sophie Matlala, 60, was eating goulash for lunch and could not cut one of the lumps of meat.

She picked it up and tried to chew it but it was too tough.

Then she inspected it with workmates — who all agreed it was a penis.

Mrs Matlala said she vomited for the rest of the day, instantly became a vegetarian and had to have psychiatric help.

It is not known whether the organ was from a human.

The case was thrown out by a judge, who said Mrs Matlala had waited too long to take her claim to court, in Pretoria, South Africa.

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"Then she inspected it with workmates — who all agreed it was a penis.
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Could you imagine if one of your work colleagues came up to you waving a severed winky around going "is that a penis?"... "yes it is a cock, woman, why have you not seen one before?"

I bet in some far east country that Dick Stew would be a delicacy (alledgedly)

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She picked it up and tried to chew it but it was too tough.
classic!
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hehehe! what's with The Sun picking up all these penis stories?!?! wasn't there an article posted about a fried penis recently, if i remember correctly?
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OMG I can't believe it.
Lol sure, we all know you like chopped dick!
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I don't think I believe it. She obviously had no proof it was a penis otherwise the judge wouldn't have thrown out the case so quickly. This is South Africa though, I don't know how they do things down that way.
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This is South Africa though, I don't know how they do things down that way.
Could you please clarrify what it is you do not understand? I'm South African and I will gladly clear up any misconceptions you have about our country.
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She picked it up and tried to chew it but it was too tough.

Then she inspected it with workmates

As Caelestia says; "Classic!"
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