This reminds me of someone I know. She 'collects' friends and has a mental list:
Gay - tick,
Lesbian - tick,
Inuit - tick
Black-disabled-lesbian-single-mother-alien-abductee - not yet damn.
Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
his glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven,
as makes the angels weep.
William Shakespeare (anticipating George W Bush?)