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Your favorite Friends quotes?

Mine:

Monica: Did you know that it only takes 3 hours of waiting in line and 25$ to get the electrical blueprint of this building?

Rachel: Ohhh, if only more people knew...

also:

Monica: Do you love her?

Ross: We said it was only going to be two weeks, y'know?

Monica: You love her!

Ross: What-what is love really?

Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You're probably just gonna catch her just as she's about to go to the gate. You're gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And she's gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.

Ross: I am a good kisser.

Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in... (Ross looks at her.) I've been watching too much porn.

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Ross: You guys, Emily just called, she's seeing another guy...

Monica: Aww sweety, are you OK?

Ross: Yea...

Monica: Wait! Of course there's another guy! That makes it even better!

Chandler: Monica, let's drop it, it's over.

Monica: YOU'RE OVER!!!

Chandler: Err, what?

Monica: YOU KNOW!


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Chandler: So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
Rachel: Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser.
Chandler: I said, 'So I'm not gonna lose her?'
Rachel: Oh.

Men när natten är ljus - I ditt sjuttiotalshus
Och du är ånga, spår av ett moln
I en dröm om att fly till någonting nytt

Och du håller så hårt och när längtan blir svår
Så är jag din, din, din att ta med
Att ta ut, att ta in i någonting nytt
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The Saleslady: May I help you ladies?

Monica: Oh, yes, umm, I'm here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.

The Saleslady: Yes, what's the name, please?

Monica: Emily Waltham.

The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?

Monica: (laughs) Okay.

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Rachel: Yeah! (She sits down) Sit!

Joshua: (sitting) You okay?

Rachel: I'm more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?

Joshua: Do I?

Rachel: 'Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Y'know? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Y'know?

Joshua: Yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we're-we're-we're-we're-we're clicking.

Rachel: Yeah-yeah, y'know if-if there was just like one little area where I -- that I think we need -- we would need to work on; I-I would think it was we're just not crazy enough!

Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-I'm not too sure I agree with that.

Rachel: Well, yeah, right, y'know what? Yeah, you're right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) ......I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Y'know? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound y'know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?

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Amy (Rachel's sister) :Oh my God. Is this Emmet?

Rachel: Err, Emma.

Amy: It's a girl?


and


Monica: So welcome. Is this the first time you're seeing Emma?

Amy (to Phoebe): Yeah. I think so. It's nice to meet you Emma.

Phoebe: Phoe-be

Amy: Oh, that's a funny noise.


and


Amy: But I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not a really big fan of Emily.

Ross: Emma.

Amy (to Phoebe): Emma, Ross wants you.

Phoebe: Phoe-be.

Amy: Why does she keep making that noise?
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justin13 - I was gonna say the exact same one!! That was soooo funny!!!
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Phoebe-Hey i see Pizza oh and hes with a woman

Monica-Tell me its his mother

Phoebe-Definately not hig mother.She walking,shes walking hye shes going for the pizza HEY THATS NOT FOR YOU BITCH!

another

Phoebe-hey Rachel do you wanna go to the coffee house?

Rachel- Yeah ok

Chandler -I'll go too

Phoebe- Oh good

Rachel and Chandler walk out of the door

Phoebe - Oh i changed my mind(shuts the door)

and another

Monica-Hey i wanted to fire him first you can dump him afterwards.

Phoebe-Yeah your right...... sgrew you i'm going first!

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Oh just thought of another

Rachel-Why wont she stop crying?Anyway i'm going to the bathroom.

Pheobe-And i'm going to scream into a pillow.

Monica sings to the baby and she stops crying

Phoebe-Have i gone deaf!

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and another

Rachel-Ok i'm going for a run,hey why don't you come too?

Pheobe-Yeah ok that'll be fun.Hang on a minute.
His its Phoebe and Rachels please leave a message(into answering machine)

Rachel-Hey you just took all the words

Phobe-Thats right.You've met your match Rachel greene

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Wink

Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you
Smelly cat, Smel-ly cat
It's not your fault

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Phoebe: Oh I've tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!
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Phoebe to Monica and Rachel: if we were in prison, you two would be my bitches!

Ross and Monica's dad: you know, that Steffi Graf's got quite a tush!


[center]People are Tricky you can't Afford to Show anything Risky..
Seeing is Believing. Feeling is Deceiving. I could be anyone but your friend..
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I'm going out, I'm going to drink myself to death
And in the crowd I see you with someone else
I brace myself 'cause I know it's going to hurt
But I like to think at least things can't get any worse
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Pfff, all of you have a weird sense of humor.

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Phoebe: Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.

Joey: Pheebs! Sorry!

Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit.

Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?

Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!

Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.

Ross: Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died.

Monica: Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.

Phoebe: It's okay. Actually y'know what, it's kinda cool. 'Cause it's like y'know, one life ends and another begins.

Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it.

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