Sorry Chris... but I feel a reversal was needed...
1) That beer is bad for you, but God it tastes good.
2) Football is only a game.
3) Pythagoras (I never listened in Maths lessons, we just used to sort out Fantasy League at the back of the class, well it involved numbers d'innit)
4) To calm down and not get worked up
5) Why Calpol Six Plus tasted foul, when the one u had before you were six tasted lovely.
6) To stick to a fitness routine (or to start one)
7) To play backgammon (thought it went with pineapple)
8) That trick that Penn and Teller did catching a bullet fired from a gun in their mouth.
9) The meaning of life
10) How to stop posting on this f**king message board.