Doh! It's not on NTL!
Not that I would enjoy that sort of thing. Just thought I'd check it out so I could write a strongly worded letter to Mr Murdoch..........
Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
his glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven,
as makes the angels weep.
William Shakespeare (anticipating George W Bush?)