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Your resteraunt horror stories...

I was at a neighbours house the other night and we got onto the subject of my town's takeaways and resteraunts and who was the best and who was the worst... anyway,

Apparently this guy who is my neighbour once had to do some legal work with a certain resteraunt in the town (which cannot be named for legal reasons), after health inspectors found an alsatian puppy in the freezer!

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I was at a neighbours house the other night and we got onto the subject of my town's takeaways and resteraunts and who was the best and who was the worst... anyway,

Apparently this guy who is my neighbour once had to do some legal work with a certain resteraunt in the town (which cannot be named for legal reasons), after health inspectors found an alsatian puppy in the freezer!
eww! Some people at high school worked at McDonald´s in my town and told me some icky things, but not that bad!!!

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Well it isnt really a restaurant but my brother bought a souvlaki from the local fish and chip shop and there was a catarpillar in it!
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I went to a restaurant once and oh my.....here goes...this is awfull but.....they transposed the salad fork and the dinner fork on the place setting. I about died.....
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One of my friends used to work for KFC (I'll probably get sued for saying this ). He finally decided to quit after they jeopardized his life a couple of times. They use this caustic grease (!) in their cooking which he got into his eyes. Since they had a lot of customers to serve, they just gave him a napkin and told him to hold it on his eye. It was a while before they called an ambulance and my friend almost lost his eyesight!

Also, once my dad and I were looking for some exotic food so we found this restaurant in the phone book and decided to go there. We should've known something was awry when it turned out that the restaurant was in the middle of a grocery store. Actually, it was just a grocery store with two tables and some chairs in a corner! So, since we had to drive far to get there, we decided to eat there anyway. The food was ok...that is, until we got home. Then the both of us had upset stomachs and heads for the next 3 days and we had to get medecine for food poisoning! We're certainly not going there again
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I went to a restaurant once and oh my.....here goes...this is awfull but.....they transposed the salad fork and the dinner fork on the place setting. I about died.....

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The bored workers at Hungry Jack's (or Burger King elsewhere) masturbate into the mayonnaise during those lonely, late-night shifts. A friend working at HJ's told us about it. No wonder the burgers are better at Hungry Jack's.

I was also told that McDonald's beef patties contain 10% cardboard to make the meat thicker and keep the complexion of it smoother. Check out the patties next time you bite into a Quarter Pounder. You can see the cardboard flecks!

That's about the worst I can say about restaurants. I haven't encountered anything as gruesome as an Alsatian puppy... that I know of. Actually, a waiter once served me his penis between two burger buns on a plate. LOL. I lie. I saw that in a Tom Hanks movie... "The Bachelor Party."
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i was on a date with a guy once and found a really long hair in my caesar salad..... not fun
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Once i was on a date with 2 lovely Belgian girls and the waitress charged us a discrete £2.23 for service when i was about to give her another pound!
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I was eating out with a friend of mine at this bistro in soho at new york. and while we were eating we noticed something strange on her chicken and it looked like hair. it was short curly hair. and we complained about it. so the manager came and looked at it for a quick second and quickly dismissed it as a fiber of some vegetable and when we asked for our money back because we sincerely didn't believe it to have been just that, he then took his pen and poked the chicken with it and then picked up the hair with his bare hand and said it wasn't hair and that we will not get our money back since she's already eaten half the food. and then just wipe his hand on his apron with the hair on it. omg wtf is the matter with this mutha!
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there was a grasshopper in my olive garden salad one day.

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I was eating out with a friend of mine at this bistro in soho at new york. and while we were eating we noticed something strange on her chicken and it looked like hair. it was short curly hair. and we complained about it. so the manager came and looked at it for a quick second and quickly dismissed it as a fiber of some vegetable and when we asked for our money back because we sincerely didn't believe it to have been just that, he then took his pen and poked the chicken with it and then picked up the hair with his bare hand and said it wasn't hair and that we will not get our money back since she's already eaten half the food. and then just wipe his hand on his apron with the hair on it. omg wtf is the matter with this mutha!
i dont blame yawl for reacting that way. hair is one of the nastiest things to see in your food. dont go back there ever again.


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I was eating out with a friend of mine at this bistro in soho at new york. and while we were eating we noticed something strange on her chicken and it looked like hair. it was short curly hair. and we complained about it. so the manager came and looked at it for a quick second and quickly dismissed it as a fiber of some vegetable and when we asked for our money back because we sincerely didn't believe it to have been just that, he then took his pen and poked the chicken with it and then picked up the hair with his bare hand and said it wasn't hair and that we will not get our money back since she's already eaten half the food. and then just wipe his hand on his apron with the hair on it. omg wtf is the matter with this mutha!

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I remember eating a burger at school during lunch. I was half way done with it when the meat i bit seemed a little tough and I was pulling it with my teeth. I looked and saw this monstrously long hair I guess from one of the lunchladies . It was fuckin nasty, they should keep their hair nets on next time

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