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anyone else here worship the devil?
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:27 AM
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i don't like to drink my own pee, so i'll go for a no

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I know a dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa
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Well, it's better than running around naked worshipping Stan.

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As ecologist I can't kill goats under full moon, and as Human Rights supporter just can't spread over it the blood of 7 different virgins, sorry
(too much Tv for me )

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satan didn't allow me to enter his kingdom becuase he knows I'm after his throne.

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Madame Oracene Williams could certainly teach the French & Belgian crowds on how to upgrade their respective primitive behaviours during a tennis match.
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no i only worship myself

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....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
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You just crush yourself and walk away
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 10:49 AM
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Who is he? What does he do? Is he a footballer?

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Who is he? What does he do? Is he a footballer?
he deals with footballs of fire.

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Madame Oracene Williams could certainly teach the French & Belgian crowds on how to upgrade their respective primitive behaviours during a tennis match.
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Who is he? What does he do? Is he a footballer?
Nah, he's a golfer, complete with sad trousers, even sadder jumpers and little fluffy covers for his clubs.

Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
his glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven,
as makes the angels weep.

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 01:32 PM
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I agree with decemberlove... I only worship myself,too.

Nobody´s perfect ... but me.

Chanda Rubin Anastasia Myskina

Francesca Schiavone Paola Suarez

Barbara Schett Silvia Farina Elia

Klara Koukalova Iva Majoli

Marat Safin is all mine.

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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 01:40 PM
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I tried the whole sacrificing naked virgins thing but by the time I had got them up onto the altar they weren't virgins any more so I went home and watched TV and ate some crisps.
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old Jul 24th, 2003, 09:10 PM
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anyone else here worship the devil?
i worship devilish Marri does that count?

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