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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old Jul 21st, 2003, 11:17 PM Thread Starter
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If you were a celeb, what would your "diva like" demands be?

I dunno what the male version of Diva is... Div?

Some celebs want warm towels, belgian chocolates, plump sofas, dvd players, kittens, water at 3 degrees temperature (no more, no less) and so on in their dressing rooms...

But what would yours be?

Mine would be the following.

Six cans of Carlsberg Export at a very cold temperature.
Six pint glasses refridgerated.
Chicken Tikka Madras and a Peshwari Cheese Naan flown in from Bengal Blues resteraunt in Belper.
Electric Toothbrush and Euthymol toothpaste. (McLeans whitening if you cant get that)
Some Walkers Sensation Four Cheese and Onion crisps (will accept Kettle Chips Cheese and Chive if the shop's ran out)
A Henri Wintermans Corona Extra Cigar
A computer with net access
A Playstation 2, no, I'll bring mine from home to save hassle.
A TV and DVD player (will bring dvd's from home)

Hold on a minute... with all this stuff I'll never have the time to get changed.

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Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream on demand. I'm simple that way.

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Jon... personal chef huh?

I'd get the chef from Bengal Blues to be my personal chef, but I wouldnt want to deprive the good people of my town...

Ah sod it... I'll be a celeb

Oh I forgot, a beanbag to sit on. And one of them putting machines that gives the ball back to you.

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how about chunky monkey, bbq chicken, rice and green beans cooked on a low grill?
A very low grill. In fact it's so low, we simply hold the grill's metal cooking surface just above the ground and use the heat from the concrete terrace floor to cook the food. No way in hell those nosey people are going to find out about this. They'll just have to wonder where that sweet-smelling smoke is coming from.

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how about chunky monkey, bbq chicken, rice and green beans cooked on a low grill?
What about Red Beans and Rice? And some ice cold Moosehead?
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red beans and rice are cool. what's moosehead??
It is a Canadian Beer! Really very,very good!
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know where that sweet smelling smoke is coming from? from the church refrigerator after the bbq sauce has been flattened out with the back of a tablespoon...it's especially aromatic when you use ethiopian spice....
LOL. Just don't go ruffling through my garbage to see if there are any balled up wrappers that you can identify by color. If you did, one would think that you got somebody's back. Is that right? huh? huh? huh?

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oh, ok. no that would not be a demand of mine. no alcholic drink would be. some good fiji water would be though...
Figi Water? Water From A Lagoon In Figi?
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baby you know where the sugar is, don't you? lmao!
LOL. Depends on what your meaning of the word "is" is.

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"I wanna see Anna, I bet I could tape that ass" - SerenaSlam, on fan perception of Anna K.
"n I am more of a retard, yes." - gogomaggie
"she has a face of a cereal killer" - Naldo, on Serena Williams
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LOL. Depends on what your meaning of the word "is" is.
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is = wednesday night candy corns with keisha.
Hey! They were candy corns with no one. They were solo candy corns and unfortunately, she happened to be in the kitchen. I take it that never happens when she's at home (being in the kitchen that is).

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"All this year Kim has been have catwalk draws ..." - leslie, on Kim Clijsters' easy draws in 2003
"I wanna see Anna, I bet I could tape that ass" - SerenaSlam, on fan perception of Anna K.
"n I am more of a retard, yes." - gogomaggie
"she has a face of a cereal killer" - Naldo, on Serena Williams
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Oh, I might ask that Diva wear a wedding dress like this:
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Ooh, goody! Always wanted to do one of these.

2 dozen cans of ice cold Diet Coke
40 Marlboro Reds and lighter
A litre of Smirnoff Blue
One big bowl of Maltesers
One big bowl of peanut M&Ms
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