Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sheffield, South Yorks
If you were a celeb, what would your "diva like" demands be?
I dunno what the male version of Diva is... Div?
Some celebs want warm towels, belgian chocolates, plump sofas, dvd players, kittens, water at 3 degrees temperature (no more, no less) and so on in their dressing rooms...
But what would yours be?
Mine would be the following.
Six cans of Carlsberg Export at a very cold temperature.
Six pint glasses refridgerated.
Chicken Tikka Madras and a Peshwari Cheese Naan flown in from Bengal Blues resteraunt in Belper.
Electric Toothbrush and Euthymol toothpaste. (McLeans whitening if you cant get that)
Some Walkers Sensation Four Cheese and Onion crisps (will accept Kettle Chips Cheese and Chive if the shop's ran out)
A Henri Wintermans Corona Extra Cigar
A computer with net access
A Playstation 2, no, I'll bring mine from home to save hassle.
A TV and DVD player (will bring dvd's from home)
Hold on a minute... with all this stuff I'll never have the time to get changed.
"I'm like in a shop, looking for the right man, for me jigsaw, and believe you me, I'll f**king do it. I am the law." - Gary Hayward, Belper Town FC manager.