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post #1 of 126 (permalink) Old Jul 20th, 2003, 06:22 AM Thread Starter
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I have no rhythm

What is up with that?

I was at a bar/pseudo club and I just couldn't pull off the whole schtick. How come being tall and white equals absolutely no rhythm at all? Even the people's chick had enough and walked away. Hell, even the rat looking motherfucker next to me was getting more play. I suck.
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King Beef couldn't get none? i thought you were god's gift to women? lol

don't worry about it steamer, you can't help that you're white. I'll pray for you brother
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Steam.... Everybody has rhythm.. You just have to find your inner rhythm and allow it to come out and wash over your body.

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I have rhythm, but sometimes it's hard to tell what to do with it.
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Written many decades ago by George & Ira Gershwin, of course!
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It's not a question of being white or tall
Get drunk and you'll find it
Seriously, just let it go

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King Beef couldn't get none? i thought you were god's gift to women? lol

don't worry about it steamer, you can't help that you're white. I'll pray for you brother
How many times do I tell you that I swing for the fences. I don't waste time on the little groupie chicks. But that dance floor was like a meat market and I was the guy trying to sell olive loaf.

And I was drunk and I blame my severe lack of rythym on being tall and white. I ended up doing the white guy shuffle and that isn't very appealing. Could have been worse I could have done my Steamer dance, and THAT would have been embarrassing.

I guess that is why I normally stick to bars.
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blah. clubs are stupid anyway.


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blah. clubs are stupid anyway.
I agree but always get outvoted.
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Darling, as long as you have rhythm in one important area, namely the bedroom, chicks won't care if you can't dance.

Jon is right. Play to your strengths. You have the intelligence and wit to land any girl you want. Believe that.
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How many times do I tell you that I swing for the fences. I don't waste time on the little groupie chicks. But that dance floor was like a meat market and I was the guy trying to sell olive loaf.

And I was drunk and I blame my severe lack of rythym on being tall and white. I ended up doing the white guy shuffle and that isn't very appealing. Could have been worse I could have done my Steamer dance, and THAT would have been embarrassing.

I guess that is why I normally stick to bars.
Lmao! the white guy shuffle?

i know you say you swing for the fences. but you are definitely in need of some BP. you have to learn how to hit before you can hit it out lol
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Jon is right. Play to your strengths. You have the intelligence and wit to land any girl you want. Believe that.
Well, there is not much you can do with that at a club. Can't exactly start doing stand up in the middle of the dance floor although I did get in a halfway decent line on one girl but that was about it.
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Lmao! the white guy shuffle?

i know you say you swing for the fences. but you are definitely in need of some BP. you have to learn how to hit before you can hit it out lol
Bastard, I'm not Tony Gwynn I'm more like Rob Deer. I either am going to hit it out or strike out. And when I hit that homer its not going to be just a generic homerun its going to be like the homerun in "The Natural", crowd going wild, lights exploding, all that shit.
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Ah thats were i'm lucky out of all the lads i know i'm the only one that can dance!

What makes it worse is when i dance with friends i take the piss out of other people by doing stupid dances.

I was at a club a few weeks ago and this lad was really going for it dancing he was good but what a show off!

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