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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2003, 07:48 PM Thread Starter
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Penis grown on arm

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2003, 07:52 PM
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that'll teach him to urinate on electricity!LOL!

but will he be able to have an erection of feel the same sensations that normal penises do?the poor fella!

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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2003, 07:55 PM
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Is this true!? If so, I can't believe what scientist can do now...
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2003, 08:08 PM
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COOL! Imagine all the things you could do with a penis on your arm!

-Scare little old ladies
-Urinate in peoples' drinks at the bar
-Urinate out of the car window while driving
-Masturbate without arousing suspicion
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The list is endless! Add your own ideas!
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2003, 08:26 PM
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So basically all they did was make a tube and grow extra skin. He'll be able to pee, but he lacks the stuff needed to have an erection.

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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2003, 08:27 PM
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so he's gonna have a perminate boner? lol!
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2003, 09:16 PM
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It's not a penis it's an artificially shapen cilinder of skin and flesh.

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So, if he is right handed and his penis is on his right arm, just how does he masturbate?
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 18th, 2003, 11:19 PM
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Thats insane. But it isn't like a real penis, its just going to be there to look like one. It is kind of huge though, I wouldnt wanna walk around with that thing all the time. Ok, I lie!!!!!!!
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old Jul 19th, 2003, 04:04 AM
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ok, that was really gross hanging off his arm like that.
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