A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about
tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not
showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an
immediate family member's death.
One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual
exhaustion?" and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the
student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand
A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into
a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the breast. They
are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft
as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in