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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old Jul 10th, 2003, 10:46 PM Thread Starter
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ITT thread we write and ASHANTI song!

Okay heres what we need...

>> seriously incoherent lyrics, with stanzas having no connection to each other

>>>baby, and aww noises, equaly and plentifully distributed throughout the track

>>> some gravelly voiced RNB singer in the background, sayin Ashanti over and over.

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Okay...this is off the top of my head:

Awww baby...awww baby

My love for you is like the sun shining bright
But when the sun sets I miss you
The clouds come in and turn my light into darkness
I ask the moon what will I do

I walk along the street and see the rain coming down
And then a car comes by and honks its horn
I think that you're in that car and you're honking at me
But then I see the sun and I get all forlorn

Awww baby...what I am gonna do
Awww baby...I think I'm nuts it's true
Awww baby...nothing makes sense to me
Awww baby...I think I love you, well, maybe

I picked a flower the other day and it was gold
Then I put it in a vase that was really old
I put some water in it and then thought of you
And then my favorite movie came on pay-per-view

Awww baby...I really, really, really love you
Awww baby...yes, really, really, really love you
Awww baby...love you, love you, love you, love you
Awww baby...awww baby love you
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Rolf!!!

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ELENA DEMENTIEVA
KIM CLIJSTERS
ALSO STARRING
THE GIRLS ON TOUR!

ASAGOE~BOVINA~JANKOVIC~MOLIK
MYSKINA~SCHNYDER~ZVONAREVA

THE YOUNG GUNS

BACSINSZKY~CHAKVATADZE~IVANOVIC
JACKSON~KIRILENKO~LINETSKAYA
MAKAROVA~MIRZA


THE COMEBACK KIDS

BEYGELZIMER~DOKIC~HARKLEROAD
SPREM~VAKULENKO

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Murder Inc in house!
Irv Gotti
Ashanti!

Awww baby
Look at me!!
Aww baby
can't you see
aww baby
my songs are shit
aww baby
but you'll buy it!

Aww baby
your such a fool
aww baby
cos is wernt for Ja Rule
Aww baby
You would not know me for who I am
Aww baby
You'd think I was some talentless ham!

Baby Baby Baby
Baby Baby Baby
(Ja Rule > Coughs/Sings in the background> oh yeah, oh yeah come on Ashanti!)

Aww baby
look at my tits
aww baby
there hard to miss
Aww baby
and you wont resist
aww baby
Theres five pages more in my album sleeve sealed with a kiss

Aww baby
you wanna record deal
aww baby
I know how you feel
Aww baby
step to Irv Gotti
aww baby
tell him your easy

Aww baby baby baby
Baby Baby Baby


[bridge]

Christina Milian can't sing
but hey she makes good music
baby baby but who gives a shit
when you gotta girl right here who you...
ahha ohh

ahh ohh
baby baby

Baby Baby Baby!

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THE YOUNG GUNS

BACSINSZKY~CHAKVATADZE~IVANOVIC
JACKSON~KIRILENKO~LINETSKAYA
MAKAROVA~MIRZA


THE COMEBACK KIDS

BEYGELZIMER~DOKIC~HARKLEROAD
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LOL

I admit I kinda like "Always On Time." But I heard the song "Happy" on the radio a while back...and it didn't impress me much
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ~H707~
the rap part would be done by Ja Rule .... of coarse .... JA RULE!!! MURDER INC!!! ASHANTI!!!
lmao


....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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I heard a snippet of "Rock With You" today...

All her songs are the same! Seriously! You don't need to have that much effort to write an Ashanti song...just use the same lyrics, and put in different titles
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*Murder Inc*

*Irv Gotti Presents*

*Boy I love you...awww baby
You know I love you....awww baby
My name is Ashanti...awww baby
And I wanna rock with you

*flicks hair and touches herself*

Awwww baby...I'm the princess of r&b
Awwww baby...you bitches ain't got shit on me
Awwww baby...I sick Ja Rule's dick
Awwww baby...but it was so small it made me sick

*Ja Rule Rap*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Ashanti*

Awww baby...baby baby baby baby

(Dick Riley asks Ashanti) Bitch are you pregnant? If you are get rid of the fucking baby already .

Ashanti responds: Aw baby

*Murder Inc...Ashanti...Irv Gotti...we all pussies*

I think Murder Inc should murder this bitch

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick Riley
*Murder Inc*

*Irv Gotti Presents*

*Boy I love you...awww baby
You know I love you....awww baby
My name is Ashanti...awww baby
And I wanna rock with you

*flicks hair and touches herself*

Awwww baby...I'm the princess of r&b
Awwww baby...you bitches ain't got shit on me
Awwww baby...I sick Ja Rule's dick
Awwww baby...but it was so small it made me sick

*Ja Rule Rap*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Ashanti*

Awww baby...baby baby baby baby

(Dick Riley asks Ashanti) Bitch are you pregnant? If you are get rid of the fucking baby already .

Ashanti responds: Aw baby

*Murder Inc...Ashanti...Irv Gotti...we all pussies*

I think Murder Inc should murder this bitch


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how about a vocal example?

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Originally Posted by cariosity
how about a vocal example?


as Ja Rule would sa

Its murder baaaaaaaaaby!

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THE YOUNG GUNS

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JACKSON~KIRILENKO~LINETSKAYA
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ROFL... I'm a serial killer?

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as Ja Rule would sa

Its murder baaaaaaaaaby!
thx baby!

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