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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 28th, 2002, 12:47 AM Thread Starter
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Don't mess with the USA!

Actual Radio Conversation:

This was a conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in late 1995.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south
to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north
to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees
to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second
largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We
are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers
and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change
your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's
one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be
undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.


Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 28th, 2002, 12:52 AM
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roflmao!

that's GREAT!


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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 28th, 2002, 01:37 AM
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LOL!! I didn't get that first time around

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hmmm i must admit we do have some "bright" americans

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 28th, 2002, 11:22 AM
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lmao! Has this actually happened? Great!

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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 28th, 2002, 03:08 PM
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LOL

It probably has

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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 28th, 2002, 08:55 PM
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lol

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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 28th, 2002, 08:58 PM
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LOL, love that Canadian sarcasm...'This is a lighthouse. Your call.'
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