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post #1 of 83 (permalink) Old Jul 8th, 2003, 11:50 PM Thread Starter
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Talking In This Thread, Give Dating Tips!

Ok, Im a 15 year old boy, and I have never went on a real serious date before. I have kissed girls, but they were only pecks.

So, say if I go out with a girl I really like, you guys have to post your very best dating tips. Kissing tips would also be appreciated

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my advice: stay away from girls. they are evil.


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my advice: stay away from girls. they are evil.
ahahaahahh, so true lol nah... there are some nice girls out there... just don't piss them off!

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Don't be an asshole or take advice from ANY OTHER GUYS.
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yeah true, the best advice i give people to to date me! But doesnt work if youre str8!! LOL!

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I'd like to know what tips work the best with Marri. *gets pen and paper ready*

As far as advice for the young lad...just remember that "NO" means "YES". I think d-love taught me that one.

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lmao wun!! *is so shocked* so No means Yes huh?? *muahhahah*

oh... it's hell dating me... lol nah, i'm a good girl, just don't be a "soft" guy and listen so much to me... coz i'll just dominate and that would be boring

hmm.. jonathan is right though... be yourself, but remmeber to not come on too strong. be a lil bit "cool" and don't be all and be "too availble". i like guys who is a lil bit mysterious in the beginning, so that i wanna find out more about him.
and lol @ the looking at other girls part... haha.. depends on the person i guess. i'm not the jealous type. if my bf say that a girl is hot, i could agree or disagree lol, no probs there. coz i know that he's mine.

and oh yeah, don't listen to me lol.

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As far as advice for the young lad...just remember that "NO" means "YES". I think d-love taught me that one.
dont tlel him that! and when did i EVER teach you that??


....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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... and when you're french kissing, do try to keep your tongue inside her mouth and not slobber all over her face.
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whatever you do, don't try to be all suave and bend over to kiss her hand or anything. that happened to me once and he farted before he could stop it. he was so shocked by what happened that he looked like a deer with headlights on him. so...

cut the suave, no bending over, just be yourself.
LMAO!!
omg, i would have ran away if i was that guy! lmao!
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actually joe, i was the one who ran away because i couldn't stay at the table. i was dying laughing too hard and just could not hold it! anyway...we never went out again.
lmao! that's something i would've loved to see! lol
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Avoid girls like the plague. Bubonic, even.


Yes, it's probably better this way.
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The Bubonic plague? Good one, Knop!

Jonathan is very sensible. Which is par for the course for him. And with the British Open starting this week I deemed it appropriate to write that.

Since you're just starting out M_Pierce, I think some peotry would be in order for her. A sweet poem about her eyes or her personalty will melt her heart and make her care about you. Good luck!

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Marri is right Dont be too soft, dont be afraid to give your opinions, watch out for subtle hints from the girl and just be yourself

If you kiss her, be gentle, dont be selfish, take things slow, dont choke her with your tongue and dont drool too much, yuk

Hey no-one said it was easy!

btw, no means NO!

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lmao! many very good advice here

the whole kissing part yes.... do NOT strangle her with your tongue, and don't slobber lol

and yes lol.... take a hint if given... lol i hate it when guys just don't understand anything and then end up being pissed

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