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Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?



There is a new male garment to look sexier than ever on the beach during summer travel: the "Penekini".

This is an amazing swimsuit that covers only what is necessary: the penis. A tiny piece of synthetic fiber cloth is placed around one of the legs of a man. One of the ends is a little wider to hold the penis and testicles, while the other end is much closer to “a dental floss" wedged in between the buttocks.

It can be manufactured in different colors and patterns. Being small, it is easy to remove and one can swim naked in the sea, while you can have it as a "bracelet".

So, would you be willing to wear the "Penekini" on the beach? Would you like to see them around?


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post #2 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 05:28 AM
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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

The gays are going too far. I'm cutting my ties with this community.
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post #3 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 08:13 AM
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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

what the fuck?!!!!
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post #4 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 09:57 AM
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Fuck no. lol

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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

GROSS, they can not be serious to be wearing that
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WTF is this shit
at this point just walk naked
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post #7 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 10:02 AM
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post #8 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 10:07 AM
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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

Now all they need is is for Andrew Christian to make a mesh version of this.
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post #9 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 12:33 PM
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I have wwaaayyyy too much pubic hair to pull that off

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I have wwaaayyyy too much pubic hair to pull that off
Trim it!

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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

Give me a fucking break.

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Trim it!
I think I'll just not wear a penekini

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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

It doesn't even look sexy though.

A guy would look much better in a standard pair of shorts.

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post #14 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 01:32 PM
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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

For the sake of all humanity, no.

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post #15 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 01:34 PM
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Ewww. Fuck.
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