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Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?



There is a new male garment to look sexier than ever on the beach during summer travel: the "Penekini".

This is an amazing swimsuit that covers only what is necessary: the penis. A tiny piece of synthetic fiber cloth is placed around one of the legs of a man. One of the ends is a little wider to hold the penis and testicles, while the other end is much closer to ďa dental floss" wedged in between the buttocks.

It can be manufactured in different colors and patterns. Being small, it is easy to remove and one can swim naked in the sea, while you can have it as a "bracelet".

So, would you be willing to wear the "Penekini" on the beach? Would you like to see them around?


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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

The gays are going too far. I'm cutting my ties with this community.
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post #3 of 56 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2014, 09:13 AM
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what the fuck?!!!!
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Fuck no. lol

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GROSS, they can not be serious to be wearing that
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WTF is this shit
at this point just walk naked
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Yes
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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

Now all they need is is for Andrew Christian to make a mesh version of this.
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I have wwaaayyyy too much pubic hair to pull that off

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I have wwaaayyyy too much pubic hair to pull that off
Trim it!

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Give me a fucking break.

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Trim it!
I think I'll just not wear a penekini

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It doesn't even look sexy though.

A guy would look much better in a standard pair of shorts.

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For the sake of all humanity, no.

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Ewww. Fuck.

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