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Re: Guys: Would you be willing to wear the new "Penekini"?

As with any piece of clothing, the wearer makes it or breaks it.
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As with any piece of clothing, the wearer makes it or breaks it.
While I agree with this sentiment basically, I struggle to imagine what kind of person could possibly pull the penekini off. Can't find anyone who looks good in it from a brief google search...

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There is a new male garment to look sexier than ever on the beach during summer travel: the "Penekini".

This is an amazing swimsuit that covers only what is necessary: the penis. A tiny piece of synthetic fiber cloth is placed around one of the legs of a man. One of the ends is a little wider to hold the penis and testicles, while the other end is much closer to “a dental floss" wedged in between the buttocks.

It can be manufactured in different colors and patterns. Being small, it is easy to remove and one can swim naked in the sea, while you can have it as a "bracelet".

So, would you be willing to wear the "Penekini" on the beach? Would you like to see them around?



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Everyone is jumping to conclusions. We need more PICS before coming to a decision
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Those guys are making me doubt of my sexual orientation.

I thought I was gay.
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Everyone is jumping to conclusions. We need more PICS before coming to a decision



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The gays are going too far. I'm cutting my ties with this community.

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Seriously though its foul

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I thought I was gay.
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Still a big no.
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They're fucking hideous.
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As with any piece of clothing, the wearer makes it or breaks it.
So true It doesn't help that both guys on the beach have pancake booties
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