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Dans this thread, nous simulatons everyday noises in word form.

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! CRAAAAAAAAA! REEEEEEEEOW! REEEEEEEEEEEEOW! SCHHHHHH!

Above, I was simulating a fight between two cats over a bowl of KiteKat, as to who the rightful owner of the Tripe and Kidney was.

Achacha, BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP SMASH!

That was a simulation of some bread being popped from a toaster, which had become toast, but had burned, setting off the smoke alarm, which I then took to with a rounders bat.

"I'm like in a shop, looking for the right man, for me jigsaw, and believe you me, I'll f**king do it. I am the law." - Gary Hayward, Belper Town FC manager.

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buuuurrrrpppppp

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR POP SPLOOSH! RRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr

The above simulation was of a chainsaw being turned on and then being used to pop a large balloon filled with water.

"I'm like in a shop, looking for the right man, for me jigsaw, and believe you me, I'll f**king do it. I am the law." - Gary Hayward, Belper Town FC manager.

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Twang! Moooooooooo! Twang! Mooooooooo! Twang! Moooooooo! Twang! Mooooooooo!

The above simulation was of a cow mooing at the sound of a banjo string being plucked. A situation I'm sure we've all seen and heard in the British countryside at some time or another in our lives.

"I'm like in a shop, looking for the right man, for me jigsaw, and believe you me, I'll f**king do it. I am the law." - Gary Hayward, Belper Town FC manager.

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Scrrr, Scrrr, Scrrr... splosh splosh splosh splosh splosh splosh splosh. Click.

SLAM. Chug... areeeareeeareeeareeeareeechugachug...

Areeareeareeareeeareeareeareeareeareechugachug.

(Muffled) THUD. THUD THUD. THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD.

The above simulation features a middle aged and slightly delusional character. He is first unscrewing the cap off a bottle of undiluted Kia Ora (orange based cordial drink), and then pouring the contents of said bottle into the petrol tank of his C reg Austin Allegro, he then closes the petrol cap. He then attempts to start the car, only to realise his money saving scheme has ended in utter failure as the car fails to start. The thuds are the sound of him banging his fists in anger on the steering wheel. Unheard are the sounds of the children congregating in the street laughing and cackling at his antics.

"I'm like in a shop, looking for the right man, for me jigsaw, and believe you me, I'll f**king do it. I am the law." - Gary Hayward, Belper Town FC manager.

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Ting, Ting, Ting, Ting.

That is the sound of a 78 year old woman tapping a teaspoon against her cup of tea.

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