You was robbed mate!!
With the current healthy state of the housing market, a three bed semi in Belper should be worth at least five beans, two turnips and a fish and chip supper (mushy peas extra, buy yer own pop,)!!
I know a good campsite in Whatstandwell but you might end up having to support Matlock Town.
Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
his glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven,
as makes the angels weep.
William Shakespeare (anticipating George W Bush?)