The "Please help me, I've just had a huge accident with a glue gun" thread. -
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The "Please help me, I've just had a huge accident with a glue gun" thread.

Whilst working part-time at the local primary school, a young child was struggling with making model aeroplane, and handed me a Bostik glue gun to apply some glue to the side of the planes from which the balsa wood wings would be placed.

Little did I know that this gun the child had handed me was infact a converted glue gun that now fired real bullets. When I pulled the trigger, instead of the usual discharge of hot glue was a 9mm bullet that headed straight for the hamster pen, killing both of the class hamsters (named Haffertee and Humphrey) from pure shock.

I was told by a child psychiatrist that my actions will have shocked the children in the class so much, they will suffer from problems in later life such as schizophrenia, paranoia, flashbacks and gout.

All I know now is that I've got a lawsuit on my hands and a lot of guilt on my brains.

What would you do in such a situation?

"I'm like in a shop, looking for the right man, for me jigsaw, and believe you me, I'll f**king do it. I am the law." - Gary Hayward, Belper Town FC manager.
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