Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sheffield, South Yorks
Well it turns out there has been a huge misunderstanding. The wealthy Saudi businessman wanted cattle and accidentally bidded for me just by clicking the wrong button. He did ask if I would like to be part of his cattle herd earning around £50,000 per annum, but as my udders do not produce milk, he decided to withdraw.
So in a surprise chain of events it went to the second highest bidder, which was the cheif executive of a Torture Chamber producing company who bought me to use for product testing. They are coming round in a blacked out Ford Cortina tomorrow.
"I'm like in a shop, looking for the right man, for me jigsaw, and believe you me, I'll f**king do it. I am the law." - Gary Hayward, Belper Town FC manager.