Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Sheffield, South Yorks
A cluster of pens is known as "pentus"
Seal, the pop singer, can actually balance balls on his nose, hence his name.
Sir Bob Geldof hates oatcakes with such a sincere passion that after Live Aid, he spent £29,230 of the money raised on a ritual burning of 7 million of the cakes, whilst shouting "Pyclets are the king! Send us your f**king pyclets now". In return eight million pyclets were made and shipped to Africa.
"I'm like in a shop, looking for the right man, for me jigsaw, and believe you me, I'll f**king do it. I am the law." - Gary Hayward, Belper Town FC manager.