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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old Apr 14th, 2003, 12:43 AM Thread Starter
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I saw my doctor on Saturday for a physical and got aroused - am i turning gay?

he checked my prostrate by sticking his thumb up my ass and my cock popped like a cork. He looked at it and smiled - could this mean i'm turning gay?

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ROFL!

Are you serious? Prostate manipulation is by far the quickest way to erection/orgasm. If you hadn't gotten up, something would have been wrong

Do you find your doctor sexy? THAT'S the way you can tell if you're turning.

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LOL!

Oh, I so needed a laugh. thank you CKB

and yes, you are gay
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Are you serious? Prostate manipulation is by far the quickest way to erection/orgasm. If you hadn't gotten up, something would have been wrong
Yeah I thought all guys knew that

Were you turned on by the fact that he looked at it and smiled?
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lmao

awww he found your g-spot

never had a finger up your ass before? youre missing out


....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

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I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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It moved. That's the test.

That Evander Holyfield has a hell of a body doesn't he?
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ROFL!

Are you serious? Prostate manipulation is by far the quickest way to erection/orgasm. If you hadn't gotten up, something would have been wrong
seriously, is that a medical fact?
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seriously, is that a medical fact?
really CKB, you didnt know that?


....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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post #10 of 23 (permalink) Old Apr 14th, 2003, 01:04 AM
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I don't know about medical fact, but it is very pleasurable...The prostate is part of where your semen comes from (it comes from a couple other places too) Why do you think us Homos love to bum-fuck so much?


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post #12 of 23 (permalink) Old Apr 14th, 2003, 01:06 AM
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I just wonder...how old are you that you needed your prostate to be checked? lol

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I just wonder...how old are you that you needed your prostate to be checked? lol

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this is the thing, i had one of these when i left college - it was company policy - and my dick didn't pop then, at least that's how i remember it
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did'nt you say you had a gay-dar doesnt that usually mean your gay? Anyway dont worry about it, go shag some easy bird you'll feel much better.

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Well then, maybe this doctor was just really talented.
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