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Don't you hate it when...

...you have to go really bad and the toilet seat is soooo cold...and you're like WHOAAAAAA!

soo yeah... *singing* "why do you build me up buttercup baby"

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can't u pee standing?

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Re: Don't you hate it when...

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...you have to go really bad and the toilet seat is soooo cold...and you're like WHOAAAAAA!

soo yeah... *singing* "why do you build me up buttercup baby"
That's what you get for being a silly girl! Guys are superior!
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pfff seee if I show you my know what!

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oops barrie, barrie... my last post was directed to carot!

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I have no desire to see old woaman "you know what"!
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Someone will have to build a heater for toilet seats, a real money making opportunity
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barrie! not that kind of "you know what"!

ooohhh that's a good idea Martin... hmmmm... *thinking*

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Someone will have to build a heater for toilet seats, a real money making opportunity
Actually, all Lisa needs is a heated bedpan down at the "Home For Elderly Nymphomaniacs"!
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Lisa, it'll be the first time I've come up with a good idea
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Lisa, it'll be the first time I've come up with a good idea
While you are thinking, I will put Lisa's bedpan in the freezer and hide her "Depends"!
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lol the japanese invented the toiletseat warmer thingy a looooooong time ago!

maybe lisa wanna have one for bday or x-mas

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Marri, you'll need it all the time seeing that Norway is so cold
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Barrie_Dude, you gotta admit that women are luckier. why? because they have breast right there all the time and can do whatever they want with them when they want.

btw, this thread is kind of weird.

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Barrie_Dude, you gotta admit that women are luckier. why? because they have breast right there all the time and can do whatever they want with them when they want.

btw, this thread is kind of weird.
LOL! what? like if there's nothing on tv, they'll go to their room and do thingies with their breasts? that's weird, man!
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