lol, I do the exact same thing! Adding "in bed" makes them so much funnier.
Here are a few fortunes that I have taped up on my desk here at school...
"Somebody is very proud of you."
"You have every qualification for success.""The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep."
"It takes 72 muscles to frown and only 14 to smile!"
"Plant a seed on your birthday."
(And, my personal favorite...)
"Go on a family vacation and take lots of pictures."
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together...