Thought you might like this. sort of cute.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
He called everyone "brother".
He liked Gospel Music.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
But, then, there were 3, equally good, arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
He went into His Father's business.
He lived at home, until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and, his mother was sure he was God.
But, then, there were 3, equally good, arguments that Jesus was Italian:
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.
But, then, there were 3, equally good, arguments that Jesus was a
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot, all the time.
He started a new religion.
But, then, there were, 3 equally, good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
He never got married.
He was, always, telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
But, the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
He fed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men, who just didn't
And, even when he was dead, he had to get up, because there was more work to