Laura Bush, Merry Murderess from Chicago
You know how some men have these little habits that get you down?
Like George. "Dubya" he certainly had his, with his terrible grammar, his daddy complex and his dreams of world domination. So one day I said to him, "George, I think you shouldn't try to kill so many innocent people overseas" and he said "SHUTUP, BITCH! I'm the man who runs things!" I said, "if you do that one more time...." and he did. So I picked up a gun and I fired two warning shots--into his head.
He had it comin'! He had it comin'!
He only had himself to blame!
If you'da been there
If you'da seen it
I'm sure that you would have done the same!
Anyone want to add a verse?