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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old Feb 14th, 2003, 12:01 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Happy Valentine's Day

I know that Valentine's Day does not begin for another couple of hours, but I want to wish everyone who has someone a very happy, healthy, even horny Valentine's Day!

For those singletons, like me, I wish you the same. Only that you will find someone who you can share yourself openly with.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
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Happy VD !!

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I hope everyone has a safe Valentine's Day! More rapes happen on this day than any other day of the year.

To everyone out there who has that special someone, I want to share this present of the language of love.

DATING:
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY:
A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT:
A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE
A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT:
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC:
A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION:
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY:
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
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Happy Valentine's Day to you, too, apoet.

A_big_@ one_of_my_favourite_posters_ever!!

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And a special hello, too, to my very favourite poster (she knows who she is , as do a lot of other people by now) and to i-girl, decemberlove, whorehand and marri.

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back to you


....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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back to you
awwww. *joui's heart melts*


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Happy Valerntines Day Sumeeta!
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Thanks to Jouissant and Barrie_Dude. Right back at you!
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You were in love with your student. What happend to him?
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(wondering if Summeeta might be interested in some "Hard Candy" for Valentines Day?)
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You were in love with your student. What happend to him?
Wow, I'm amazed that anyone remembered that thread since that incident occurred last spring! Actually, it wasn't love at all, but a momentary lust. It passed. He passed the course and we both went on with our lives. I see him on campus sometimes. He is a good kid, but I still have yet to figure out why I had that lapse that day. I guess that I really am human after all.
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(wondering if Summeeta might be interested in some "Hard Candy" for Valentines Day?)
Bring it on baby! Of course, you'll have to "send it" to West Virginia, but I promise the trip will be worth it!
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"Take Me Home, Country Roads, To The Place, I Belong! West Virginia........"
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