VIRGIN MEGASTORES BEST UK BAND - Oasis
BEST INTERNATIONAL BAND - The Hives
4 MUSIC BEST LIVE BAND - The Datsuns
haven't seen them live, but the record sux
BEST SOLO ARTIST - Ryan Adams
well, i'm happy if shirley is happy
CARLING BEST NEW BAND - The Libertines
only know 1 song, and that's nice
MTV2 BEST VIDEO - BRMC 'Whatever Happened To My Rock 'N' Roll?'
haven't seen it
CARLING BEST ALBUM - Coldplay 'A Rush Of Blood To The Head'
that's alright with me
NME ALBUM OF THE YEAR - - Coldplay 'A Rush Of Blood To The Head'
THE F**K ME! AWARD FOR INNOVATION - The Polyphonic Spree
they DO look funny
BEST TV SHOW - 'The Osbournes'
everyone watches it, so....
BEST SINGLE - The Vines 'Get Free'
good song, but not the best
NME SINGLE OF THE YEAR - Doves 'There Goes The Fear'
i'm not a fan
NME HOT NEW BAND - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
BEST RADIO SHOW - Steve Lamacq
he is very ugly indeed
NME ARTIST OF THE YEAR - Oasis
GODLIKE GENIUS - The Clash
comes a bit late, i guess...
BEST FILM - '24 Hour Party People'
haven't seen it, but NME readers always vote for crap movies
MOST SEXY MAN - Chris Martin
well, i'm happy if fiona is happy
MOST SEXY WOMAN - Avril Lavigne
VILLAIN OF THE YEAR - Robbie Williams
i don't think he's more of a villain that GWBush, but in pop terms this might just be possible...
HERO OF THE YEAR - Ozzy Osbourne
take too many drugs and you'll be a hero one day as well...
BEST LIVE VENUE - London Astoria
not for me
BEST HAIRCUT - Liam Gallagher
BEST DRESSED - The Hives
they're sharp, that's for sure
BEST WEBSITE - NME.COM
what a fucking surprise!
WORST ALBUM - Robbie Williams 'Escapology'
WORST SINGLE - Robbie Williams 'Feel'
WORST BAND - Nickelback
WORST HAIRCUT - Jack Osbourne
his haircut is bad, but nor the worst thing about him
WORST DRESSED - Christina Aguilera
i fully agree on this one
BEST EVENT - Carling Reading/Leeds Festival
the line-up rocked, but since i haven't been there...