-When someone tickles/tries to tickle me. There is no reason for that, ever.
Oh my god, that SO MUCH!!! It's not even a little bit funny, it just makes me want to drive a fork through your forehead.
[*] Smokers who think their butts are not filthy trash and just flick them any fucking where
That sort of plays into my next one...
*- Inconsiderate smokers. You're the reason why so many people hate us & give us all a bad name.
*- People who cancel things 5 minutes before we're due to leave. Give me some friggin' notice so I don't spend forever getting ready, or have enough time to arrange something else!
*- Just ex-boyfriends generally.
*- Islamophobia. Half these people who go on EDL marches are the same people who cheer when Demba Ba scores for Chelsea or when Mo Farah won his gold medal.
*- Heading off on a journey & realising your iPod has 5% battery left.
*- Spitting out chewing gum on the ground. I don't wanna find that shit stuck to the bottom of my shoes.
*- Fat people who spend their lives complaining about being fat, but can't be arsed to do anything about it. If I ate what you ate & did no exercise, I'd be morbidly obese too!!!
*- People who update their twitter/facebook everytime they go to the gym, just to make sure you know about it. Seriously mate, nobody cares.
*- Bouncers. Thugs on a power trip who weren't brave/fit enough to join the army or clever enough to join the police force. I've seen so many of my lad mates get started on without any provocation & they're allowed to get away with it. The scummiest of scumbags.
*- When you can't wash off a handstamp from the night before no matter how hard you try. It looks so tacky and just generally gross.
*- Clubs that stamp your hand going into them. What is the point?! Give me a wristband.
*- Donald Trump. I get addicted to the American Apprentice but Trumpy boy makes my skin crawl. And what is that on top of his head?