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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old Jan 8th, 2002, 08:22 AM Thread Starter
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one-liners, please. (or maybe 2)

Hi guys! I got these from some places I can't recall exactly, I believe on talk shows and found them pretty outrageous. They kinda made my day!

1) Midgets smell things differently in a crowded elevator.

2) At least, student now knows the answer to 16 into 37. ( a trial involving a 37 year old female teacher, accused of sleeping with a 16 year lod student).

Any more will be greatly appreciated. Thanx!
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old Apr 29th, 2002, 02:00 AM
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Sorry I got zip but just gotta say that #2 had me howlin.

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