Help me I'm going crazy
I've been dancing around the house all day on songs like 'The Conga' and the 'Lambada', shaking my ass like Shakira
I can't help it, my body just moves, and I just can't stop laughing while there is nobody else here, I'm just on my own
The music is so loud that I think they neighbours will start knocking on the walls very very soon
And no I haven't been drinking
A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.