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View Poll Results: Who's the real sex "god"?
Jesus! 1 5.56%
Satan! 5 27.78%
Threesome! 5 27.78%
You, my friend, are sick. 7 38.89%
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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old Jan 16th, 2003, 05:34 AM Thread Starter
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Hotter: Satan or Jesus?

Satan has that wicked beard and the sexy smile and broad shoulders. And you know he'd be a demon in the sack.

But Jesus is RIPPED! And he is black and there is that very prevalent urban myth about black guys and you know

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It's a good thing I'm not in this poll, or Satan and jesus wouldn't be liking the result.
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Satan

The lame devil smiley people voted on here is an insult to his masculinity.

Trust me - he is NOT happy with your choice. Those of you who voted for that lame thing should be very afraid.
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Oh Car Key Boi - you just hit the nail on the head!
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vs. !!!

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Good god - look at that pathetic thing.

What the hell is ?

LAME!
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I like his little tail though!

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You know - the idea of a threesome of all that is good and all that is evil - what could possibley be hotter than that?

But as individuals Satan is sexier. I know this, because he spoke to me
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Threesome Threesome Threesome...I just love threesomes....(*cough* *cough*...that was meant for someone). Threesomes are awesome...

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*blushes at the contents of this thread*

Y'all are just dirty! Personally, though, I would go with Jesus, cause basically, that's the names that flies off my lips in the heights of my ectasy and pleasure.

Threesomes are wonderful. I wonder when I can get a next shot at it..... everyone in the thread. Interested??

I'm so happy because today I found my friends, inside my head.

I'm so ugly but thats ok 'cause so are you.

I am a sufficiently accomplished Legilimens to know when I am being lied to

Shania and Serena! My two fav babes! You gals rock. Keep it coming!! Get well Serena honey!

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threesome?
nah... never two men at once
now if satan can take shape as a beautiful woman... then id consider it

and yawl are going straight to hell
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and yawl are going straight to hell
Sweet! Satan, here I come

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