Ok no offence to anyone---
After all I am back to blonde! The whole natural hair colour lasted for about a month!
I KNEW A DUMB BLONDE (LiKe Me!) SOO STUPID THAT...
>she called me to get my phone number.
>she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
>she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
>she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
>she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
>she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
>she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
>she tried to drown a fish.
>she thought a quarterback was a refund.
>she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
>if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
>they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
>under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
>she tripped over a cordless phone.
>she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
>at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put
>she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
>it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
>if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
>she studied for a blood test.
>she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
>she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
>she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
>she sold the car for gas money.
>when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
>she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
>when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
>when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
>she turned around and went home.