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i know, it's a problem

the whole of this board spends most of it's time insulting each other over shit like fav tennis players and if Serena said 'FUCK YUO' during a match blah

but when it comes to the Car Key Boi, everyone knows that i have a god-given insensitivity when it comes to dishing out, and receiving, insults that would make a sailor blush

Conclusion

i've taken the fun of it for yuo guys to insult me

with me, yuo guys don't get any satisfaction insulting me, because yuo know that no matter how clever or strong yuor insult is, i'm not affected in any shape or form by it

still, at least i enjoy a stress-free time on the internet

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Care Key Boi you are a dick-loving ******...oh my bad, I'm sorry, that's not an insult to you. Well fuck you...shit-brained retard...go bugger off.

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Can we insult the other posters as well. I want to insult everyone!!! (of course in good humour and for the underlying reason that I want 1000 posts too!)

I'm so happy because today I found my friends, inside my head.

I'm so ugly but thats ok 'cause so are you.

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Well fuck you Oasiatic and Key Boi....both fucking morons....you two deserve each other!!!

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Eh heh, like y'all dotish mamas!

And Bonkers, I wasn't a moron when I de lick you up the other night!

Anyways what to expect from a couple of low down, piss drinking, donkey fucking asswipes!

I'm so happy because today I found my friends, inside my head.

I'm so ugly but thats ok 'cause so are you.

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Eh heh, like y'all dotish mamas!

And Bonkers, I wasn't a moron when I de lick you up the other night!

Anyways what to expect from a couple of low down, piss drinking, donkey fucking asswipes!
i will go out into the street and buy a dozen rotis and 6 bottles of WARM Coca Cola, and i will consume them immediately

4 or 5 hours later when the resultant expulsion of 'material' occurs from my ass, i shall use YUO as my asswipe

that is all

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post #10 of 22 (permalink) Old Jan 14th, 2003, 03:58 PM
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You shoes are probably from some rather bad discount store usually populated by low-income council flat living proles with screaming kids. Around 8 screaming kids, one of them probably called Tanya or Britney.

You frequently shop in Primark with no sense of shame. (and not just to buy cheap underwear, you do you entire clothes shopping in there, with their fabulous array of designs. Bland, Blander, and Accident in Paint Factory)
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You shoes are probably from some rather bad discount store usually populated by low-income council flat living proles with screaming kids. Around 8 screaming kids, one of them probably called Tanya or Britney.

You frequently shop in Primark with no sense of shame. (and not just to buy cheap underwear, you do you entire clothes shopping in there, with their fabulous array of designs. Bland, Blander, and Accident in Paint Factory)
no yuo stupid Brittard with shit for brains

that is my buddy I Shit In Yuor Convertible Boi who yuo have perfectly described (with the exception of the council flat)

now piss off to that 'desolute location' under yuor screename, where no doubt yuo have sex with sheep, and spend yuor time more productivly by writing some of yuor first class nonsensical poetry (don't forget to post it) rather than waste my precious time with yuor 4th rate atttempts to insult me

that is all

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Have sex with sheep?

I'm not the one riddled with syphallis (sp?) and various other STD's.

I'll tell you what, why don't you try and put your balls in an old victorian style mangle, whilst repeatedly quoting from Genesis. No, not the stuff in the bible, every single f**king lyric written by the band which made Phil Collins so bastard famous.

That "parking lot" probably contains the run down caravan that you live in like a hermit, eating cup noodles with nothing but a knife and the squalor of your dank surroundings, whilst listening to Talk Radio. And I bet the parking lot (car park) is badly tarmacced, adding to the grade of social detritus that you have slowly become degraded into.

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Car Key Boi...you're a fucking lame-ass, pathetic excuse of a human being...but...oops...my bad...you're not a human being. You're the fucking scum that stick to people's shoes like sick grime. You're a fucking dickloving pervert and you know it. You're ugly and you're old...and fuck yuo too!!! Yuo=Tool

Oasiatic....don't start with me cocksucker (pot...kettle... ). You're such a poor excuse for a person, it makes me sick that you have a birth certificate. The world would have been better off if you were dumped in the trash or something at birth. Don't fuck with me you imbecile. You know better.

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and fuck all of you sick fucks on this board!!!

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to all of yuo who have replied in this thread, i have this insult for yuo (see below) this includes yuo Joy, even though yuo know i love yuo madly, yuo've walked into this thread, therefore yuo have to receive the insult. Yuo of all people know that i never discriminate when it comes to love, keying up someone's car, and the same applies to dishing out and receiving insults

anyways, this is one of my favorite all-time insults, although it's not a strong one, but it's an ancient traditional Arabic insult (i thought id introduce some culture to this thread) and here it is

"may the fleas of a thousand camels infest yuor armpits"

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