Have sex with sheep?
I'm not the one riddled with syphallis (sp?) and various other STD's.
I'll tell you what, why don't you try and put your balls in an old victorian style mangle, whilst repeatedly quoting from Genesis. No, not the stuff in the bible, every single f**king lyric written by the band which made Phil Collins so bastard famous.
That "parking lot" probably contains the run down caravan that you live in like a hermit, eating cup noodles with nothing but a knife and the squalor of your dank surroundings, whilst listening to Talk Radio. And I bet the parking lot (car park) is badly tarmacced, adding to the grade of social detritus that you have slowly become degraded into.