Yesterday, the Pope announced a major shift in the change of policy into the how the Church views issues such as abortion and contraception
His Holiness Pope Boi IV said in a press conference
"times are changing, the world is changing, and it is our responsibility to ensure that the Catholic faith isn't left behind"
later in the press conference, Vatican PR
Boi announced the launch of a new brand of condoms, officially endorsed by the Vatican and Pope Boi IV
however, early reports are that sales of "Catholic Stud" have been sluggish throughout the world with the exception of Iraq
- Car Key Boi