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Some of the people I know would enjoy that.
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Some of the people I know would enjoy that.
not when the blood spurts out to your face.
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heeeeeey... wait a minit. the guy was asleep while the other puts his foot in his ass? he didn't wake up...? um, come on
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heeeeeey... wait a minit. the guy was asleep while the other puts his foot in his ass? he didn't wake up...? um, come on
Maybehe did not want to wake up

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heeeeeey... wait a minit. the guy was asleep while the other puts his foot in his ass? he didn't wake up...? um, come on
Must have been drugged
This is really bizarre though. There must be a lot more to this story.

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WARNING!!! A healthy dose of skepticism is recommended .

Yes THE STORY IS plausible because the involve are Russians (given Russian propensity to abuse alcohol) but it has not been easy to verify its authenticity.

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A Russian shoved his foot up a man’s butt, killing his sleeping friend while in a drunken rage.
As previously reported by The Inquisitor, alcohol, drunkenness, and other influences can lead to strange circumstances
. One man received a DUI ticket for being under the influence of music.

Texting and driving has been found to be more dangerous than drunk/buzzed driving, but studies have found adults text and drive more than teenagers.

Still, this latest story about alcohol and drunk Russians probably takes the cake. According to Russian reports, Vladimir Krasnov, age 28, of Nizhny Novgorod decided to make good on the oft-heard drunken bar threat of “I’m going to shove my foot up your ass.”


Krasnov had a drunken bar fight with his 48-year-old friend Sergei over Krasnov’s girlfriend, Yelena. Russian police say Krasnov waited until his friend passed out and, in a drunken rage, shoved his right foot “into the victim’s anus and rectum.” Sergei died at the scene, suffering from severe internal bleeding.


Krasnov is in jail now and police are saying the act of shoving his foot up his friend’s rectum will be considered homicide. In a jailhouse interview, Krasnov is repentant and blames alcohol for his actions.
The original Russian video was posted on March 22, making it too early to be an April Fools’ joke, but the Huffington Post thinks there is good reason to be skeptical.

They say, “A quick search in Cyrillic returned no other stories about the incident.”


Do you think the video of a Russian shoving his foot up a man’s rectum is real?

Source:http://www.inquisitr.com/607407/russ...kills-drunken/

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So... Vladimir n Sergey wanted to do this for a very long time... Had the opportunity to do it... resulted in an EPICFAIL!!
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Sticking a foot up somebody's ass, while a common statement tinged with some humor, is quite an undertaking.

Even the people who practice extreme penetration (fisting, construction cones, etc. ) find foot f#%@ing to be a very difficult thing to do. This guy must have had five gallons of lube. Otherwise he probably would have broken his ankle.

I agree that there must be more to the story.

For Dante, it follows then, that the only way to get into Hell is to insist upon it. One must deliberately exclude himself from grace by hardening his heart against it. Hell is what the damned have actively and insistently wished for.

The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Shakespeare
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He didn't necessarily have to get his foot up inside the man's ass. It could have landed near the vicinity of it and damaged it or ruptured some blood vessels . If you hit any body part hard enough you can penetrate skin. Maybe he was wearing steel toed boots.

Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine brighter.
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I hope he had cut his toenails recently


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I read on-line that they were doing vodka shots and watching the 2004 French Open final. The dead guy was a Myskina fan.

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I read on-line that they were doing vodka shots and watching the 2004 French Open final. The dead guy was a Myskina fan.
I'm not Russian.

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I'm not Russian.


The problem with my story is there was not enough time in the match to get drunk.

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