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post #1 of 74 (permalink) Old Dec 22nd, 2002, 07:26 AM Thread Starter
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GOOD Pick Up Lines!!!

come on. some of us need some help socially!!
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One of the more recent ones that have been seriously used on me:

"I'm not feeling myself tonight...can I feel you?"
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1.Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"

2.Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

3.As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

4.As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

5.At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"

6.Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

7.Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

8.Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

9.Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

10.Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?

11.Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

12.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

13.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
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Anton will never get a date with these lame lines you're giving him . opposite to what some men think, girls actually don't like to be talked to like they don't have a brain.

of all the lines here, only Choco's no. 3 is any good. someone said that to me once, and I admit that was cute. mostly because he was smiling and said it in a cute way, not a crude way. everything else... I wouldn't try it Anton. if someone used minskLynx's line on me, I might punch them.

It's too soon to aim for peace. Aim for better conflict management.

Lindsay is my girl
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oK, try these!


(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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Nice legs...what time do they open?
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Some of these lines have worked for me.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Be unique and different, say yes.

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
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maybe i should clarify this. i would like to know realistic stuff to say. i cant say "what time do your legs open!!" i'm not trying to upset anybody
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*punching CHOCO*


the lamest line a guy ever tried on me was when I was on the beach. he said "did it hurt?" I said "what"? he said "when you fell from heaven". it took me a good few seconds to realize he was trying to pick me up by saying I look like an angel. I laughed my ass off and told him to take a hike. it was beyond pathetic. these lines only work on dumb women. do you want a dumb woman CHOCO ?

It's too soon to aim for peace. Aim for better conflict management.

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lmao...you actually want real pick up lines?

Hmmm...I don't really do pick up lines, I just start talking to the girls I like.
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lmao...you actually want real pick up lines?

Hmmm...I don't really do pick up lines, I just start talking to the girls I like.
about what?

sex, drug and rock and roll
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i-girl - well...most girls know that I'm having some fun with them when I use some of these lines.

I'll never forget the look on the face of this one girl when I told her: DAMN!!! You're so fine that I could drink a gallon of your bath water.
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Quote:
Originally posted by anton
about what?

sex, drug and rock and roll
Depends where you are? Where do you generally meet chicks?

At the bar? if you are at a bar/club, ask them if they like the music...or if you can buy them a drink, or ask them to dance. Something like that. Or you like their shirt?
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