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Oh My GOD! Miss Punk Avril Lavigne doesn't know who the SEX PISTOLS are!!!!

WTF!! Read this article. I know there are many Avril fans here, and it seems like I seriously hate her!!! I have some of her songs downloaded. I like ALL music. I like some of her songs. I am not a bratty detective anti-fan! I was on one of her websites because she was starting to grow on me. But I found this article... I have always hated how she shoves this image down your face, but I'm a lay off her, because I truly believe it is her label, and maybe she is just as annoyed about the faux-persona as I am! ...I MEAN TO NOT KNOW THE SEX PISTOLS!!! A band that helps DEFINE PUNK!! Something's wrong here... it's just obvious now!

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"She is the most real thing out there," boasted her manager.

Let Go is the hottest debut album of the year, selling over two million in the US and shifting 15,000 copies in Singapore since its September release.

The 18-year-old Canadian is pretty talented, and the boys think she's hot. But is she really the most real thing? Lavigne's believers are inspired by her spunky wild-child image; the anti-Avrils have rejected her as a teen role model.

(Even her former manager has denounced her as a fraud.) They claim she is pop, not punk. She's fabricated, not real. And – gasp! – that she's even more cleverly packaged than ol' Britney herself. 1. THE LOOK With the demand for pop down and punk edging into the mainstream, music execs have started capitalising on the new trend. Enter their latest puppet: Avril Lavigne.

Just look at her ‘uniform': studded jewellery, baggy cargo pants, fitted tank tops and signature neckties. It's a look ripped out of the fashion pages of teen magazine Seventeen.

And for a self-proclaimed muss-and-no-fuss tomboy, does anyone realise that her once-frizzy brown tresses have been rebonded? And how many tubes of eyeliner do you think she goes through a week for those perfectly-lined raccoon peepers? Lavigne also loves posing with her skateboard, and her official biography says she's good at it.

However, "Dude, I suck!" is the typical response when asked about her skills.

She lamented to Rolling Stone about her skater-punk label: "I don't want someone to shove a camera and a board in my face and be like, ‘Here, let's see what everyone's talking about'. "Because it's not like I'm a pro... I skateboarded in high school, and they have to make me sound like some big-ass skater. There's more to me than that." So why didn't Lavigne choose a hockey-stick as an accessory instead? But here's something admirable about Lavigne: She won't ever be caught dead in slutty cleavage-baring outfits.

She told ELLEgirl: "Today, I rejected some gorgeous publicity shots because they just didn't look like me.

"I won't wear swanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly, or boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney." But, wait, Lavigne loves showing off navel and butt-crack at public events. Give her time and she just might get Dirrty and be a Slave 4 U. 2. THE MUSIC Let's just say she's no Fiona Apple or Alanis Morissette. Her album comprises mostly radio-friendly, pop-rock tunes – Sk8er Boi being one of the faster, heavier tracks.

She bragged to dotmusic.com: "I was born to rock, I was born to roll. I see myself as a rock chick and when they refer to me as a pop chick I'm like ‘NOOOOO!!!'." But just two years ago, Lavigne was crooning country songs favoured by her religious parents, and started listening to CDs only at age 12.

Her first manager, Cliff Fabri, who was sacked by Lavigne when she hit the big time, told Entertainment Weekly: "She was so sheltered, she didn't know Blink 182 from Madonna... Her mother kept pushing Faith Hill and Martina McBride at me, saying, ‘This is Avril'." She claims to be punk, but doesn't know the Sex Pistols. "Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?" 3. THE TALENT Lavigne seems to imply that she's quite the self-made musician ("I had to write myself. I had to do my music.") who plays her own instruments.

But Fabri points out that she received a lot of professional help on the songwriting front – but hasn't admitted to it. She also once revealed: "When I get upset and really need to get it out of me, I go to my guitar." But then in a VH-1 article, she contradicted herself: "I sit down with a guitar player." So while we often see Michelle Branch or Vanessa Carlton working their instruments while performing live, Lavigne leaves her band members to do the playing. If we're lucky, she may occasionally strum a few token chords. 4. THE ATTITUDE In Complicated, that infectious ditty that shot Lavigne to fame, she vents: "You're trying to be cool/You look like a fool to me." It's a song about her pet peeve: People being fake and changing their looks and personality to impress others. Well, then why is Lavigne, the gospel-singing small-town native of Napanee, Ontario, suddenly presenting herself as a finger-flipping bitch? Is this a class in Contradiction 101? In her first two music videos, the rebellious one and her crew are trashing the mall, stomping atop a car and wreaking havoc in general.

Said Fabri: "The expectations now are that she's this bad ass, smashing her guitar in a slick video. "That's as programmed as anything else... Avril has the potential to be real, but right now, she's a poseur." – ST

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post #2 of 48 (permalink) Old Dec 21st, 2002, 04:51 AM
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And people are surprised by this?

How anyone can take her seriously is beyond me.

When people make a point of saying "Im a rock chick not a pop chick"...well, then I rest my case.
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I don't know who the sex pistols are... and I really don't care either... she's what? 17... maybe they are a bit old for her???

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*yawn* So she's some 17 year old who has a nice little image that has been created for her by her record company - but *gasp* she really isn't exactly what she claims to be!

Imagine my surprise.

Why is this still considered surprising? Or even unique to just her. There is a huge club of them out there. Lets take a big shit on all of them, while we're at it.
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No Inky. Here's the thing. If you are inspired by jazz, by the age of 18, you should be mature enough and able to say who your influences are. Influences = the big names of jazz; such names that would come to mind are Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Nat King Cole, etc. The same goes for punk. Punk music is very cultish. Punkers are proud of their influences and idols to the extreme! Such influences are The Sex Pistols and The Ramones. They are to punk what Ella Fitzgerald and Armstrong are to jazz. For Avril not to know such popular, popular, signifcant punk influences is beyond pathetic. That is why she is a phony.

But obviously, we must remember, all this Sum 41, Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, and Avril if you will, are much different from original punk like The Sex Pistols. That is punk, the crap today is pop, er, pop punk. But I am sure all the pop punkers know everything about the original punk because they are not fake and don't throw an image in our face.

Anyway, people can say, "I've never heard of the Sex Pistols either." But that's because you're not a devoted punk fan, and that's okay. Avril isn't either then.

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Is this supposed to be news? Are you honestly remotely shocked?

What need is there for proof? I think that anyone paying attention has known for some time that she is a bit of a "poser", as some would like to call it.
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Yes, it's hilarious news! Avril doesn't know who the Sex Pistols are! I just had to spread the word. But the day you quit ranting about Andy Roddick's visor and choice of hats may be the day I'll stop ranting on the choice of Avril's signs of loserdom.

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Ok whatever... I like Avril anyway, fake or not. I like her songs so!

btw, I like all types of music, and just because she says she's a punk doesn't mean she always listens to punk music etc... I like dance music, but I hate going clubbin... so maybe she liked to play rock stuff, but doesn't necessarily listen to it all the time...

either way, who really cares? lol It's not like it's about the end of the world or anything! lol

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I don't know how the word "punk" can be used to describe the detritus in the charts we have now. Sum 41, Blink 182 and all the bands with numbers at the end (ok, we'll leave Haircut 100 and Sham 69 out ) and the many others (they all sound the f**king same) are just total rubbish. It's not "Punk", it's crap.

I'm totally unsurprised by Lavigne not knowing who the Sex Pistols are, and what is a skater-punk? Skater Punks, in my opinion (or sk8er punks as they prefer to spell it) are young, easily impressionable gullible kids, who go around on skateboards (some of which don't even know how to use them), wear "Linkin Park" tops, generally annoy people by complaining there's "nowhere to skate", then when the council spend needless amounts of taxpayers money on "skate parks" they are either never used or vandalised by their own ilk.

And they complain about "authority" and "the establishment" (cos they learnt those big words in those songs they listen to), yet most of these kids actually live on the middle class estates, where their houses have two garages and their parents both hold management positions in their professions. Contradiction me thinks

I was on the bus once going to Derby when a load of these "Sk8er punks" came on the bus. They were gonna sit on the back, but when they saw me sat in the direct centre seat they sat one seat forward. Suddenly a conversation broke out about "Ska-punk" bands, as one kid was listening to Less than Jake on his cd player. They were all talking about their fave "ska" tracks and bands. I, for the sake of general sanity, decided to but into their conversation and asked them if they had heard of The Specials and The Beat.

Just incase you didn't know, they were two excellent Ska bands which brought the music genre to the forefront.

Did they know em? Have a guess....

I remained silent for the rest of the bus journey, got off at Derby Bus Station, and walked along safe in the knowledge that my case had been well and truly rested.
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I don't know who the Sex Pistols are either
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i never listened to sex pistols but i still know who sid is

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i saw the sex pistols live well until they got pissed cos we threw too much sand at them and left stage, oh well we enjoyed it

i wonder if they actually finished one of their 'comeback' gigs lol

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until a few FC people here told me about her, I didn't know who Avril Lavigne was.

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