Word is J'Lo's gone squirrels and threatened to call off her Valentine's Day wedding
MegaStar - UK
J-Lo-Letterman 'marriage' on cards
Jen e-Lopez with Dave? We think not
Another day, another yarn about the shy, retiring homebird who goes by the name of Jenny From The Block.
Jennifer Lopez has been tacked onto a Christmas card - one presumes through the miracle of Photoshop - showing her good self getting "married" to quip-tastic US Late Show host, David Letterman.
And if the latest goss is to be believed, the mild joke could have prodded fate in the ribs and made it flip.
Word is J'Lo's gone squirrels and threatened to call off her Valentine's Day wedding to Hollywood hunk Ben Affleck...because of Matt Damon.
No, it's not what you think. We'll explain.
Damon is Affleck's top mucker and mooted best man, and apparently the Bronx's most feted buttocks has been getting pretty mardy, spouting darkly that there's "three people in this relationship" (Star), that sort of guff.
A typical girl/boy/boy's-best-mate dilemma, we reckon.
However, word is too that Damon's been trying to talk free-spending Affleck out of jumping the broomstick with the twice-spliced Latino lovergirl.
This one's going to run and run, MegaStar reckons.
Meanwhile, Letterman's always got his silly Mac-ed wedding photo.