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The taste is sweet and delectable to my taste buds, but I am aware of the consequences (sweet on the lips, forever on the hips). I want that double triple uber German chocolate cake. It's visually appealing as well. It must be exponentially high in caloric, sugary content. I'm not willing to spend that many hours on the treadmill to burn off that many calories. So I'll have to pass and instead satiate my taste buds via Mother Nature's candies. The options are limited, yet abundant. You decide. Should I consume a watermelon, banana, cactus pear, or mango? I will be happy with any selection/suggestion you provide.

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Interesting dilemma.
My personal advice would be to stare at this chocolate cake for 30, 40 minutes or even more.
Never blink and yell at him, insult him. You have to pour an insane amount of hatred towards this cake.
One hour later, each one of your cells will despise this cake and you wouldn't eat it even if it was sugar free.

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We should be married based on the amount of arguing we partake in. Grrrr, I hate him, but then I love him.

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I think you should eat the cake. You'll die anyway, savour life.

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The taste is sweet and delectable to my taste buds, but I am aware of the consequences (sweet on the lips, forever on the hips). I want that double triple uber German chocolate cake. It's visually appealing as well. It must be exponentially high in caloric, sugary content. I'm not willing to spend that many hours on the treadmill to burn off that many calories. So I'll have to pass and instead satiate my taste buds via Mother Nature's candies. The options are limited, yet abundant. You decide. Should I consume a watermelon, banana, cactus pear, or mango? I will be happy with any selection/suggestion you provide.
Whenever I see a guy eat a banana, sitting on the sand dunes with his shirt off, wind going through his hair and as he slowly eats it carefully not to bite it, I can't help but wonder... wouldn't the banana taste a bit sandy?

So I'd definitely chose the banana.

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The taste is sweet and delectable to my taste buds, but I am aware of the consequences (sweet on the lips, forever on the hips). I want that double triple uber German chocolate cake. It's visually appealing as well. It must be exponentially high in caloric, sugary content. I'm not willing to spend that many hours on the treadmill to burn off that many calories. So I'll have to pass and instead satiate my taste buds via Mother Nature's candies. The options are limited, yet abundant. You decide. Should I consume a watermelon, banana, cactus pear, or mango? I will be happy with any selection/suggestion you provide.
Remember, a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.
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are you a girl or a guy? Either way eat the damn cake.

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It's OK to eat cakes on weekends


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I never should've fell for your deceitful facade. The more this occurs, the more I'm led to believe that all men are lying sacks of scum.

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