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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old Dec 19th, 2002, 02:37 AM
MartianJoeyWinson
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Christmas based football songs....

The best one ever in my opinion... sing it loud

Belper Town fans for the Boxing Day Ding-dong-Derwent Valley derby vs Matlock Town. To tune of Band Aid's "Feed the World", and "the massive" are Belper Town's loudmouth section. The steak and "kidderly" pies misspelling is intentional. "Unibond" refers to the league we play in...

It’s Christmas time.
Matlock getting stuffed again.
At Christmas time,
They’ve let in four, it should be ten.

And in this league of twenty-two,
Matlock stage the pantomime,
Laugh your heads off at the scum,
This Christmas time.

So save a tear, pray for the Matlock fans,
In the retro bar, and the condemned stands,
There’s a ground outside the Meadow,
It’s a place that no-one fears,
Where the only water flowing,
Is diluted third-rate beer,
Yet the scum fans still all stand there,
Like they’ll forever do,
WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD YOU’RE YELLOW,
INSTEAD OF BLUE!

And there won’t be goals for Matlock Town this Christmas time,
Mid table’s the highest place they’ll climb,
Where no-one ever cheers.
It’s been that way for years,
DO THEY KNOW IT’S UNIBOND AT ALL!

Here’s to you sing to the beat of the drum,
Here’s to them, they’ll always be the scum,
Do they know it’s Unibond at all?

FEED THE MASSIVE,
STEAK AND KIDDERLY PIE AND CHIPS and,
FEED THE MASSIVE,
STEAK AND KIDDERLY PIE AND CHIPS and….


And who can leave out.....

Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus,
Looked up and he said,

WE HATE MATLOCK AND WE HATE MATLOCK,
WE HATE MATLOCK AND WE HATE MATLOCK,
WE HATE MATLOCK AND WE HATE MATLOCK,
WE ARE THE MATLOCK, HATERS.
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