Originally posted by King Lindsay
You know, Car Key Boi, oh, sorry, Yuo know, Car Key Boi, I know you style yourself as some sort of badass livin' large, but I've seen a lot badder, a lot richer, a lot better than you. You're not that impressive, so come down off the pedestal you built for yourself and downsize that ego a little bit. I don't think you could scratch your ass, much less a fucking car. You're nothing. It's over. Nobody cares.
But I will think you're cool if you can find the time to beat up Moby.
how old are yuo boi?
everyone knows badass people, I'm in this dude's mansion in Trinidad and he's certainly badder and considerably richer than I, I should know, I do his taxes and shit. Just recently, there have been a spate of shootings here, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if this dude was somehow involved in at least one or two of these murders. Thing is, this dude doesn't waste his time posting on message boards like us losers. And we are losers to some extent for posting here, only yuo're a bigger loser than I, yuo live here. Myself?, I don't actually spend that much time on the board, i come out of nowhere, quickly fire off 3 or 4 posts/threads and then I'm outta here. Hell, half the time i don't even bother to check my threads. I am the King Punk here, Steam thought he was, but he's only my apprentice.
And it's of no concern to me if yuo, or anyone, believes my shit or not. Yuo're free to think that everything i say is bullshit and i don't do what i say, or that im not really in the West Indies for the next 4-5 weeks mainly relaxing and enjoying myself and spending a ton of cash. I could prove it in a second, but that's not me. I enjoy it better if yuo assholes don't know what is real and what is shit.
And when yuo say "it's over", i dont get yuo, i wasn't aware "it" had started. And what's the deal with Moby? why do yuo want me to beat him up? i can just see the convo with the other bois if i was to do such a thing
Me: hey guys, i saw Moby exiting the Brown Derby, guess what? i decided to beat the shit out of him! i whipped his ass
Legal Boi: yuo did what?!?! why did yuo beat up a guy who's like, half yuor size?
Me: some dude on a tennis forum, goes by the name of King Lindsay, encouraged me to do it
I Shit In Yuor Convertible Boi: King Lindsay? what kind of name is that? is he a fag?
Legal Boi: nahh he can't be, gays don't usually encourage the beating up of other gays, so why yuo do it Car Key?
Me: King Lindsay said I'd be cool if i did
Legal Boi: well then, King Lindsay is a fucking dipshit and so are yuo for listening to him
However, although i wouldnt whip Moby for no reason, and certainly not to look cool in the eyes of a dipshit like yuo, i would key his car for no reason. Now that is cool.
Car Key Boi