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ITT, I explain why I post some of the shit that i know will outrage some of yuo

it's simple

I represent the grown up world, i am Corporate America. I'm 28 years old going on 29, I'm very well educated and have worked as a company accountant and taxation adviser for some of the biggest financial corporations in America.

When yuo student assholes leave college and enter a career, yuo will be entering my world, and my sick brand of humor is what awaits yuo. I am the norm. There was already a huge debate in a Kournikova thread in GM as to whether I was a true reflection of grown up bois in general (ie. not students). To summarise for those who missed it, an Anna fan freaked out at me because I suggested her husband and most men in general acted like assholes the way I do and indulge in stuff like idle speculation as to which female celebs are still fuckable and which aren't blah

anyways, the upshot was, and thanks to some expert testomony by a fellow professional, Mr ColinB, that I am indeed a fair reflection of grown up bois in general and even the outraged Anna fan came around after she asked her husband (my suggestion) who confirmed that he wouldnt mind getting it on with Anna. It was agreed that the Car Key Boi could easily be yuor father/school teacher/doctor/lawyer/accountant/blah

So I am yuor future, when yuo leave college yuor ass is mine. Yuo will be working with me and my kind, day in, day out and yuo will be working in an environment that will be littered with sick stories, gags, behaviour blah

And don't think for a second that yuo can escape it by switching to another job because yuo'll find the same brand of sick humor there as well.

So, the shit that I post is training if yuo like. I'm preparing yuo for the real world that awaits yuo when yuo finish yuor studies. Yuo can thank me later

And trust me on this, after yuo've been working in the environment that I've just described, yuo too will become like the Car Key Boi to some degree.

Scary huh?
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lol, i bet yuo're one of those assholes that posts all the time.

WTF is the deal with some of yuo dipshits that yuo post ?

if yuo have something to say, then say it or shut the fuck up

but posting or YAWN zzzz shows yuo to be an even bigger asshole
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Hmmm, can I ask where the "yuo" come from.

Car Key Boi, I hope yuo are the next person I get in bed with!!!

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You know, Car Key Boi, oh, sorry, Yuo know, Car Key Boi, I know you style yourself as some sort of badass livin' large, but I've seen a lot badder, a lot richer, a lot better than you. You're not that impressive, so come down off the pedestal you built for yourself and downsize that ego a little bit. I don't think you could scratch your ass, much less a fucking car. You're nothing. It's over. Nobody cares.

But I will think you're cool if you can find the time to beat up Moby.
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You know, Car Key Boi, oh, sorry, Yuo know, Car Key Boi, I know you style yourself as some sort of badass livin' large, but I've seen a lot badder, a lot richer, a lot better than you. You're not that impressive, so come down off the pedestal you built for yourself and downsize that ego a little bit. I don't think you could scratch your ass, much less a fucking car. You're nothing. It's over. Nobody cares.

But I will think you're cool if you can find the time to beat up Moby.
how old are yuo boi?

everyone knows badass people, I'm in this dude's mansion in Trinidad and he's certainly badder and considerably richer than I, I should know, I do his taxes and shit. Just recently, there have been a spate of shootings here, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if this dude was somehow involved in at least one or two of these murders. Thing is, this dude doesn't waste his time posting on message boards like us losers. And we are losers to some extent for posting here, only yuo're a bigger loser than I, yuo live here. Myself?, I don't actually spend that much time on the board, i come out of nowhere, quickly fire off 3 or 4 posts/threads and then I'm outta here. Hell, half the time i don't even bother to check my threads. I am the King Punk here, Steam thought he was, but he's only my apprentice.

And it's of no concern to me if yuo, or anyone, believes my shit or not. Yuo're free to think that everything i say is bullshit and i don't do what i say, or that im not really in the West Indies for the next 4-5 weeks mainly relaxing and enjoying myself and spending a ton of cash. I could prove it in a second, but that's not me. I enjoy it better if yuo assholes don't know what is real and what is shit.

And when yuo say "it's over", i dont get yuo, i wasn't aware "it" had started. And what's the deal with Moby? why do yuo want me to beat him up? i can just see the convo with the other bois if i was to do such a thing

Me: hey guys, i saw Moby exiting the Brown Derby, guess what? i decided to beat the shit out of him! i whipped his ass

Legal Boi: yuo did what?!?! why did yuo beat up a guy who's like, half yuor size?

Me: some dude on a tennis forum, goes by the name of King Lindsay, encouraged me to do it

I Shit In Yuor Convertible Boi: King Lindsay? what kind of name is that? is he a fag?

Me: dunno

Legal Boi: nahh he can't be, gays don't usually encourage the beating up of other gays, so why yuo do it Car Key?

Me: King Lindsay said I'd be cool if i did

Legal Boi: well then, King Lindsay is a fucking dipshit and so are yuo for listening to him


However, although i wouldnt whip Moby for no reason, and certainly not to look cool in the eyes of a dipshit like yuo, i would key his car for no reason. Now that is cool.

troof!

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Re: ITT, I explain why I post some of the shit that i know will outrage some of yuo

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it's simple

I represent the grown up world, i am Corporate America. I'm 28 years old going on 29, I'm very well educated and have worked as a company accountant and taxation adviser for some of the biggest financial corporations in America.

When yuo student assholes leave college and enter a career, yuo will be entering my world, and my sick brand of humor is what awaits yuo. I am the norm. There was already a huge debate in a Kournikova thread in GM as to whether I was a true reflection of grown up bois in general (ie. not students). To summarise for those who missed it, an Anna fan freaked out at me because I suggested her husband and most men in general acted like assholes the way I do and indulge in stuff like idle speculation as to which female celebs are still fuckable and which aren't blah

anyways, the upshot was, and thanks to some expert testomony by a fellow professional, Mr ColinB, that I am indeed a fair reflection of grown up bois in general and even the outraged Anna fan came around after she asked her husband (my suggestion) who confirmed that he wouldnt mind getting it on with Anna. It was agreed that the Car Key Boi could easily be yuor father/school teacher/doctor/lawyer/accountant/blah

So I am yuor future, when yuo leave college yuor ass is mine. Yuo will be working with me and my kind, day in, day out and yuo will be working in an environment that will be littered with sick stories, gags, behaviour blah

And don't think for a second that yuo can escape it by switching to another job because yuo'll find the same brand of sick humor there as well.

So, the shit that I post is training if yuo like. I'm preparing yuo for the real world that awaits yuo when yuo finish yuor studies. Yuo can thank me later

And trust me on this, after yuo've been working in the environment that I've just described, yuo too will become like the Car Key Boi to some degree.

Scary huh?
But who was complaining really? Rest assured, on some perverse level yuo are entertaining.
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Car Key Boi could be any of my former jons or current clients. And maybe he was/is. He is representive of real business people, that is certain. I cannot tell you how many men I get who want an Anna Kournikova fantasy session. I still have not found the right girl, but trust me, I will.
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Car Key Boi. There are a hell of a lot of reasons to fuck Moby up, and we all got at least one.

Anyway, I wasn't comparing myself to you. I don't recall doing that. I also didn't ask you to defend your forum activities, but you did that anyway. I was just saying, I don't think you're 'king Punk" and I never will.

I also didn't pick the name, but I'm sorry you don't like it. I happen to think it's clever, if you understand the story behind it.

Oh, one more thing. I live here? So I'm a bigger loser? Buddy, buddy, buddy. YUO HAVE MORE POSTS PER DAY THAN I DO. Ha hah ha. LOL. It's not even close either. Your ass averages TWENTY POSTS A DAY! Mine only 7. ha ha ha. Methinks you're the bigger loser.
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I dun get wat Car Key Boi is complaining about, can someone explain?

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I dun get wat Car Key Boi is complaining about, can someone explain?
i'm not complaining about anything

i made a comment that i thought the posting of etc. was a lame thing to do, that's all, but i never presume to tell someone that they shouldn't do this or shouldn't do that, at least not on a message board, in my apartment, yes, if i see someone about to take a shit on the carpet i'll tell them they must use the shitter and not my carpet. But on a message forum anything goes.
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My Key Boi. Are yuo getting a little bit annoyed?
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Car Key Boi. There are a hell of a lot of reasons to fuck Moby up, and we all got at least one.

Anyway, I wasn't comparing myself to you. I don't recall doing that. I also didn't ask you to defend your forum activities, but you did that anyway. I was just saying, I don't think you're 'king Punk" and I never will.

I also didn't pick the name, but I'm sorry you don't like it. I happen to think it's clever, if you understand the story behind it.

Oh, one more thing. I live here? So I'm a bigger loser? Buddy, buddy, buddy. YUO HAVE MORE POSTS PER DAY THAN I DO. Ha hah ha. LOL. It's not even close either. Your ass averages TWENTY POSTS A DAY! Mine only 7. ha ha ha. Methinks you're the bigger loser.
how old are yuo boi?

first off, my posting average is inflated because the first week i was posting, i made like a million posts a day, and to be honest, not all of them were mine. At the time, I had 4 of my bois staying at my place and we were crowded around one monitor coming out with shit threads like "will yuo blow up an old folks home for a quarter of a million bucks?" (that one was actually mine, but im just giving an example) And i was refering to time spent on the board, not actual posts. As i said, i very rarely spend that much time surfing the board and reading threads, including my own.

I was confused about the Moby deal because i couldn't see what the point of reference was, it's not like we know him or anything. And yuor name doesn't bother me one way or the other, at least it's consistent and not changing every 2 minutes, and i actually had a lot of respect for yuor original post, at least yuo attempted to kick ass and said what yuo thought, not like that other dipshit who posts lame ass and Yawn zzzz

But yuo're still a dipshit, and yuo're still wrong. I am the King Punk here, there aint even a contender for my crown, certainly not that lessor punk Steam.

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